New RED Lions unis

[LPinSLC]

Praters comes with a secret flask pocket.

 

[LPinSLC]

Tates cums with Wilson's wife.

 

[RobBase]

When you order a Calvin jersey, they make you wait 6 months before letting you know it's out of stock.

 

[RobBase]

The Raiola jersey comes with a written apology letter from Matt Millen.

 

[LPinSLC]

Staffords Jersey comes with a year supply of ice cream.

 

[LPinSLC]

Titus Youngs doubles as a straight jacket.

 

[broncosmitty]

The Raiola jersey comes with a written apology letter from Matt Millen.

And a Tuba player punching bag.

 

[RobBase]

Terry Fair jersey limited to childrens and midgets sizes only.

 

[broncosmitty]

Titus Youngs doubles as a straight jacket.

Sleeves come in medium, short and alligator arms.

 

[LPinSLC]

Leshores arrives much faster during camp.

 

[RobBase]

Leshores arrives much faster in camp.

Leshoure's is made from edible hemp.

 

[LPinSLC]

Orlovskys can be purchased out of the back of the end zone.

 

[RobBase]

Kitna's jersey is guaranteed to arrive in 10 or more weeks, but always ends up arriving in 5 or less.

 

[LPinSLC]

Leshoure's is made from edible hemp.

Haha

 

[LPinSLC]

Pettigrews come equipped with granite gloves.

 

[broncosmitty]

Ronnel Lewis comes in #50.

 

[Old Lion]

Nate Burleson's come with free Domino's Pizza coupons.

....And a sling

 

[BUD]

Thats the rumor.

If the color somehow makes the Lions better, than red it shall be...

 

[Rollingthndr]

Rumor has it the Lions did it in honor of Slay's rose tattoo.

 

[Rollingthndr]

In order to hype up Van Noy sales, a naked pic of Van Noy's gold digging wife is provided.