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I just wrote a poem to better express my feelings.

You're ugly
and stupid
Martavis Bryant
You look like a weimaraner
Martavis Bryant
and I'm glad you're gone
you stupid ugly dog

That's all I got.
Samuel would be proud...

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I just wrote a poem to better express my feelings.

You're ugly
and stupid
Martavis Bryant
You look like a weimaraner
Martavis Bryant
and I'm glad you're gone
you stupid ugly dog

That's all I got.
I was channeling jian yang when I wrote this.

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Get bent Marty! We'll be fine without you. Better, even.

Gotta get one of these guys.

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Traded him for a 3rd. Directly used that pick on Mason Rudolph, and as a consequence of his absence, picked up James Washington in the 2nd.

That's an upgrade right there. We are so much better off for his subtraction.

Marty Bryant is his own worst enemy.
 

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:L :L :L

What a f*cking idiot. Pretty sure that means he's done for the season & suspended "indefinitely" until the league approves his return.
He's certainly on zero tolerance. Year long suspension is probably the minimum he's looking at.

Dude could be so fucking rich right now, if he could just behave himself for a few years.

He'd have been paid with a #1 WR contract easily.
 

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He's certainly on zero tolerance. Year long suspension is probably the minimum he's looking at.

Dude could be so fucking rich right now, if he could just behave himself for a few years.

He'd have been paid with a #1 WR contract easily.
I thought he was already suspended for 1 year? Or was that the team that suspended him? League rules have escalated punishments so it would be indefinite after a 1 year suspension.
 

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MB...if this is true, you're one stupid MF...pure and simple.

If you never set foot on an NFL field again, I won't feel sorry for you...you don't want the damn money...fucking fool....oh wait...you're a Raider now.

Carry on.

@FaCe-LeE-uS ...it didn't look like it early on, but this a perfect situation for the Steelers...dodged a bullet there....now to get Bell off the books next yr.
 

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I thought he was already suspended for 1 year? Or was that the team that suspended him? League rules have escalated punishments so it would be indefinite after a 1 year suspension.
He was by the league. I think indefinite comes after a one year suspension although why isn't it a lifetime ban???
 
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Lol welp, he's all yours, Oakland!
 

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No matter what happens with Mason, it's gold.

He's all potential, to Marty being a bell-end weight around the neck.
 

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MB...if this is true, you're one stupid MF...pure and simple.

If you never set foot on an NFL field again, I won't feel sorry for you...you don't want the damn money...fucking fool....oh wait...you're a Raider now.

Carry on.

@FaCe-LeE-uS ...it didn't look like it early on, but this a perfect situation for the Steelers...dodged a bullet there....now to get Bell off the books next yr.
Can we trade Bell to the Patriots, and he proceeds to immediately retire to be a full time rapper, or maybe tears an achilles in camp?

That would just make it all perfect, getting rid of both our malcontents and screwing over historic hated rivals.
 
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