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Alright fellas, before I take the plunge...No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker

Yea or Nay?
 

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Alright fellas, before I take the plunge...No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker

Yea or Nay?

Um.........the first part of it makes it sound like a lesbian pron movie.


















Not that I know anything about those.#DJisjustsaying
 

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This is sooooooooo awesome.


This is what I'm watching right now.

And yes it includes Cloris Leachman. Yeah, she's like 100 but she's still acting.

It's about 3 friends who are teenagers and includes 2 of the proverbial cool kids (Ben and Carter) and 1 nerd (aptly named Augie). Anyway, a janitor has let loose a zombie at a "research facility" and as zombies do.......they pro-create quickly. The trio end up with a local stripper as their unlikely sidekick and they try and rescue people at the cool kids party. Yeah, the plot isn't that great but the movie has it's moments.

In one funny scene, Ben is hanging out a window holding onto a zombie's.......um, er, peni. Inevitably, he falls, dismembering said zombie. Trust me when I say it's funny (as horrible as it sounds) I was LOL for real. And that doesn't happen often.

And Cloris Leachman makes a cameo.....thankfully we don't see her titties. I think there's a law against that or something.......regardlesss we'd need mind bleach to unsee the unseeable. There may be a God, I don't know, maybe not. We just don't see Leachman's titties.

Oh, and there is one scene where one of the youngsters grab some zombie boob.

The soundtrack is pretty decent for a B-Horror movie, but the budget was 15 million, not too bad for a 2nd tier Horror flick and it's directed by Christopher Landon. He's most noted for writing the screenplay for Paranormal Activity 2-4.

I give it a solid 6 out of 10. I'll watch just about anything horror related but it's worth a look-see if you really dig zombie movies. Not great, but a solid movie imo.
 

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I know lots of people liked .... It follows ...and I'm not sure if this was discussed before.




***spoiler**** ***And I don't know how to use the spoiler feature either ***




















But has anybody noticed how many loose ends there are in that movie?

How did that pool get damaged.
Did she bang all 3 of those guys in the boat
Why did she stare off at the gate in the back yard
Was that kids mom banging him after she turned into "it" (before she killed him)
Why did that naked guy on the roof not chase her.

...I know there are more but can't think of them right now.
 

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My Horror movie marathon weekend continues:


It's not scary at all......it's a freaking comedy and it's hilarious.
 

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Watching a truly awful Horror moview. Posting the trailer so you'll know to avoid it.


You've been warned.

Take that back......it's not truly awful......there's some decent parts where the senior citizens at the old folks home are battling the dead. And the opening scene wasn't too shabby.....it was a bit different.

Only watch it if you're extremely bored or nothing else is on and you're waiting on the GF/wife to get ready before you head it for a night on the town.
 

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Take that back......it's not truly awful......there's some decent parts where the senior citizens at the old folks home are battling the dead. And the opening scene wasn't too shabby.....it was a bit different.

Only watch it if you're extremely bored or nothing else is on and you're waiting on the GF/wife to get ready before you head it for a night on the town.


Hey, at least Bricktop is in it.
 

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Up next at 6pm my time is Atomic Shark with Jeff Faehy and David Faustino (from Married with Children fame).

I couldn't find a trailer for it since it's "premier'ing tonight." Not on the red carpet.....LOL.
 

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Haha, you guys don't wanna go see my buzzed thread where I talk about The Village. I liked Unbreakable, mainly 'cuz I grew up reading comics. Also liked 6th Sense, although I thought Bacon did a much better take on the theme with Stir of Echoes. Could never get through the Mel Gibson one.

Never seen The Devil, The Visit or the one about grandma. I am oddly fascinated by M. Night's movies so I wouldn't mind checking them out.
Good call on Stir of Echoes. Always thought that was an underrated movie.

I'm surprised you didn't like Signs. That was probably one of my favorites of his. Devil & The Visit are ok. They are "cheap thrills" type of horror movies. Worth the watch, but nothing to write home about.
 

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What do you think about the "Lights Out" Movie?
Had plans to see it on opening night, but the wife wasn't feelin well so we decided to save it for this upcoming weekend. I've been posting about that movie ever since it was announced 3-4months ago.

If you've seen it then don't spoil anything please! I'm very excited to see it.
 

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Alright fellas, before I take the plunge...No Man's Land: The Rise of Reeker

Yea or Nay?
Never heard of it? Care to post a review?
 

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About to watch something called Blood Sand aka The Sand.


Jamie Kennedy (Malibu's most wanted) is in it.
Lol! This movie has @Chef99's Boobmeter written all over it...
 
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