LSUoverUSC Review Sheet for Movies in Theaters

[LSUoverUSC]

The much anticipated Never Say Never review will be released on Friday.

 

[TexasMan]

Anticipated by whom?

 

[LSUoverUSC]

The world.

 

[LSUoverUSC]

Does anyone even read my reviews?

 

[TexasMan]

Yes

 

[iruletheskool]

yes

 

[LSUoverUSC]

The Roommate - Watching several cardboard actors following as predictable a script as they come gave me time to wonder how ratings have changed so much in the last decade. How was this movie given a PG-13 rating? The movie is little more than violence and a shallow, dangerous look at mental illnesses. It's a movie that demonizes people who have mental illness. I can't imagine the budget of this film was much more than $5 million. From FPOBA's use of The University of Los Angeles to props made out of paper to a script I could have written in two hours, this is about as cheap a movie as can be made. In fact, as the opening credits came on, I thought I was watching a bad Lifetime movie. My biggest complaint though was that all the characters didn't die in a giant conflagration within five minutes of the movie's start. Then I wouldn't have wasted so much time. 1/10

 

[popeyecv64]

yes

 

[SLY]

..... these reviews are horrible. I did laugh going through the pages in this thread. Lasagna with semen sauce. irule's mom is fucking smoking hot. LSUoverWhatever doesnt dig chick on chick action... thats about all I got.

 

[The Crimson King]

..... these reviews are horrible. I did laugh going through the pages in this thread. Lasagna with semen sauce. irule's mom is fucking smoking hot. LSUoverWhatever doesnt dig chick on chick action... thats about all I got.

LOL

 

[iruletheskool]

wait.. what?

 

[SLY]

wait.. what?

lol, someone posted some shit about your mom with a pic of some smoking hot chick. No offense bro...

 

[SLY]

My mom cried in Mighty Joe Young..

stupid movie.. and the thing didn't even die..

uhu lol
thought this should go here

Here ^^^

 

[ugafan6612]

Yes that is Irules mom. It's been proven!

 

[ugafan6612]

Im a heartless woman who poisons the heart? Thankyou for telling me how you really feel. Im not going to just run out and meet you from just chatting with you on the web.. Im sorry but Im not comfortable with that and explained this to you more then once.. Im sorry if that hurt your feelings.. but calling me names and labeling me as something still wont change my mind about meeting a basic stranger that I have chatted with online.

BURNNNN!!!

 

[iruletheskool]

LOL

 

[TexasMan]

You're not supposed to give spoilers in a review asshole.

 

[tech_iceman]

You're not supposed to give spoilers in a review asshole.

yes you can, but there it a special procedure... observe:

****SPOILER ALERT****​

[insert spoiler]

 

[LSUoverUSC]

The Company Men - If you want to see Ben Affleck's pro-unionist, pro-socialist views, this is your movie. Set in the backdrop of the 2008 financial crash, the movie is a manifesto against corporate greed and a warning to people who invest their lives in their work. As a Christian, I am against both, but I do not understand why Affleck thinks he's for the average man. He's a celebrity who spends his time and money with celebrities. He knows as much about an honest day's work as I know about my Beloved's ancillary regions.

The movie hums at the pace of a mass transit bus. This movie is more a movie about what could have been. It could have been a great movie if the director bothered to make the characters lovable. It could have been a great story had the writer not allowed Affleck's unionist propaganda to infiltrate at every possible turn. At one point we hear that the CEO makes 700 times what the avg. employee makes in the company. Funny considering Affleck makes $37,000,000 a year and the median American salary is $32,000. For those not good at math, Affleck makes about 1,200 times the average American salary. Chris Cooper gives the strongest performance, and his role is most credible while the others are rather empty.

The writing is at its worse and most confused at the very end. After 90 minutes of pounding in the message that hard work with your hands that produces something palpable is good, we end in "triumph." Not the triumph of hard work, but of returning to the office to do exactly what it was they were all doing before. Wholly unsatisfying and it shows the shoddy craftsmanship of a splintered mind and life - one that does not practice what he preaches - and ruins the possibility of this being a good movie. 5/10

 

[LSUoverUSC]

I give away nothing that was not in the trailers. You are a moron.