Horror Movies

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

My bad. I looked it up and there are only 6 with a seventh, a reboot, coming out next year.

Yeah was curious and saw Wrong Turn 7: Bloodshed coming out lol

Tried to bring this up a few pages ago at the bottom of this post:

Updates on my 31 Days of Horror!

Day 1 - Hush (2018)
Day 2 - The Babysitter (2018)
Day 3 - The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
Day 4 - Dale & Tucker Vs. Evil (2010)
Day 5 - Annabelle Comes Home (2019)
Day 6 - The Shining (1980)
Day 7 - Scream (1996)
Day 8 - Alien (1979)
Day 9 - Quarantine (2008)
Day 10 - Insidious (2010)

Day 11 - Wrong Turn (2003), Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007), Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead (2009)
Day 12 - Poltergeist (1982)
Day 13 - The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Wife taped all the Wrong Turns off of Sling so we had a little marathon last Friday night. Speaking of those films, did you hear they are coming out with a new one in 2020?

 

[Shanemansj13]

I used to think Eliza Dushku was a goddess... man do things change as you get older lol. Good looking, but not nearly as hot as I used to think she was. Watched it this last weekend and now I think that Carly chick (Emmanuelle Chriqui) was way hotter.

Yep kinda think the same about those chicks you thought were the hottest in high school, when in reality, they weren't. But I will say Eliza Dushku was hot in that particular movie, overall Chriqui is way hotter. One of the reasons I like horror films is bc of the hot actresses wearing skimpy stuff...especially if they are good actors lol

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Yep kinda think the same about those chicks you thought were the hottest in high school, when in reality, they weren't. But I will say Eliza Dushku was hot in that particular movie, overall Chriqui is way hotter. One of the reasons I like horror films is bc of the hot actresses wearing skimpy stuff...especially if they are good actors lol

Well it certainly never hurts, amirite @Chef99 ?

Chef came up with the BoobMeter or BM for short (scale of 1-10, 10 being full of tits), to use in our movie reviews posted in here. Don't think it quite caught on completely. I used it a few times IIRC, but kept forgetting about it lol.

 

[Chef99]

Had an interesting question the other day... Which Z-flick do I prefer between:

30 Days of Night
or
From Dusk Til Dawn

I love both for so many different reasons. Tough choice!

What, Josh Hartnett wasn't the deciding factor?

 

[Chef99]

I can't begin to describe what an utter disappointment this move was. Should never have been made.

 

[Chef99]

Well it certainly never hurts, amirite @Chef99 ?

Chef came up with the BoobMeter or BM for short (scale of 1-10, 10 being full of tits), to use in our movie reviews posted in here. Don't think it quite caught on completely. I used it a few times IIRC, but kept forgetting about it lol.

Man, I haven't done a review in like, forever. Gonna hafta rectify that. And bring back the BoobMeter.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Well it certainly never hurts, amirite @Chef99 ?

Chef came up with the BoobMeter or BM for short (scale of 1-10, 10 being full of tits), to use in our movie reviews posted in here. Don't think it quite caught on completely. I used it a few times IIRC, but kept forgetting about it lol.

Man, I haven't done a review in like, forever. Gonna hafta rectify that. And bring back the BoobMeter.

Where are some reviews with the BoobMeter factored in?...I am interested.

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Where are some reviews with the BoobMeter factored in?...I am interested.

lol... Lookin back I could only find ratings of "0" in all my reviews. But there were a few mentions about BM-fillers in my Unnatural & Cabin Fever reviews.

Unnatural: Horror Movies

Cabin Fever (remake): Horror Movies

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Man, I haven't done a review in like, forever. Gonna hafta rectify that. And bring back the BoobMeter.

Should we come up with a standard for the BM... As in, anything not showing nipples has to be sub-5 on the scale? And vice versa, anything showing nips should be 5 & up? lol

 

[Jeep]

Rewatching the Wrong Turn movies. Didn't see all of them.

1 down, 5 to go.

Just started.

 

[Taddy Mason]

i think i forgot more of the wrong turn movies than i remember.

new season of purge should be a nice new look at the concept

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Head Count (2018)


On Netflix! This one was a helluva missed opportunity. It's a very low-budget film, but it had a pretty unique mythical element that was really cool. But it was all for naught due in large part to the climax. Once the creature revealed itself I had to yell out, "WTF they went with that silly thing?" The creature design was simply laughable. And if I'm honest, in retrospect the entire film really didn't deliver much of anything for me. Acting was uncomfortable, and the characters were dumb. Nobody really added anything to the plot. Just a bunch of cardboard cutouts of stereotypical college kids. Basically all they wanted was a college-party cast but tried to develop sympathetic characters to no avail. I liked the part where the creature starts forcing the characters to do things against their will. Mainly the cliff scene. Wished they could have parlayed that into more menace. Instead they waited until the climax to feature that concept in abrupt fashion. Shame as it could have been used a lot better. Also would have been cool if they wrote the myth into something more of a geographical folklore instead of just something the kid read off his phone. Would have been pretty easy to do, and would have added a more menacing element to it. And the creature we could have completely done without. I think they were going for an Area 51 vibe, but it just didn't work. Side note, had to laugh when they straight up tell you that you HAVE to say its name 5 times to conjure it, and he only said it 4 times. Hilarious. Also they had some discontinuity fails with the filming. For instance, the last trip out into the park the group leaves early morning, and arrives mid-morning. They realize a problem and head back to the house, but don't arrive until it's pitch black out? You can tell they filmed the subsequent scene prior to the trip out and had to stick with it. Because darkness equals a scarier scene, right? Also, why did the creature feel the need to rearrange everything in the house in bizarre fashion? They went against the theme of 5's there with all that nonsense, and it didn't make any sense. Also have to say the score was stupid. Score-produced jump scares are lame. Essentially you get a loud sound effects choreographed into the music just to transition screenshots. Bush league.

Unique concepts, but subpar execution... 3/10

I noticed these things too. Furthermore, I was asking myself... if the stuff was rearranged to fit the ritual setting, would it be undone if they just cleared the shit off the tables? I noticed that no one did anything like that lol. Everyone just sat there whining and listening.

I really didn't care for the ending though.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Last night I watched...

The Ritual - I wasn't a big fan of the characters. I honestly found it hard to like or agree with anyone. Everyone was too casual or too over-the-top in my opinion. However, I think the monster looked pretty good in most scenes, especially the scene where the worshippers house was burning down and the monster was lifting the woman. The silhouette looked pretty sweet in my opinion. But there was quite a bit that didn't add up to me or wasn't explained. I wasn't too fond of the abrupt ending either. All in all, I give it a 5.5/10

I also watched Welcome to Willits. Now this is a straight up C grade horror/comedy that doesn't do much in either category. It is basically about a meth addict getting high on his own supply and seeing aliens in place of people who he thinks are after him and hence goes on a killing spree of sorts. This movie is bad, but I got that vibe that the movie KNOWs it is bad. It doesn't really require a review score lol.

 

[Taddy Mason]

Last night I watched...

The Ritual - I wasn't a big fan of the characters. I honestly found it hard to like or agree with anyone. Everyone was too casual or too over-the-top in my opinion. However, I think the monster looked pretty good in most scenes, especially the scene where the worshippers house was burning down and the monster was lifting the woman. The silhouette looked pretty sweet in my opinion. But there was quite a bit that didn't add up to me or wasn't explained. I wasn't too fond of the abrupt ending either. All in all, I give it a 5.5/10

I also watched Welcome to Willits. Now this is a straight up C grade horror/comedy that doesn't do much in either category. It is basically about a meth addict getting high on his own supply and seeing aliens in place of people who he thinks are after him and hence goes on a killing spree of sorts. This movie is bad, but I got that vibe that the movie KNOWs it is bad. It doesn't really require a review score lol.

had to double check that was the one with Dolph in it, yeah that was pretty bad.

from what i recall i liked the ritual well enough. always get weirded out seeing wormtail jr.

 

[Shanemansj13]

lol... Lookin back I could only find ratings of "0" in all my reviews. But there were a few mentions about BM-fillers in my Unnatural & Cabin Fever reviews.

Unnatural: Horror Movies

Cabin Fever (remake): Horror Movies

The Unnatural movie looks awful with limited BM quality...Cabin Fever, I can confirm is high on the BM

 

[Shanemansj13]

Just started.

Watched Wrong Turn 2....this guy was a beast until he tried to save other peoples' lives. He was beasting. I didn't think I saw this one at first, but everything started coming back to me. I don't think I saw the 3rd one though...so I'm ready for #3 lol

 

[Jeep]

Watched Wrong Turn 2....this guy was a beast until he tried to save other peoples' lives. He was beasting. I didn't think I saw this one at first, but everything started coming back to me. I don't think I saw the 3rd one though...so I'm ready for #3 lol

Watched all 6 yesterday. I managed to keep my sanity.

 

[Chef99]

Where are some reviews with the BoobMeter factored in?...I am interested.

Lol, I searched but couldn't find any of my old reviews. However, it was cool reading some of those old posts.

 

[Jeep]

Looking at watching the Feast movies next.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

Watched The Basement last night. This movie is bad. Really bad. It tries to do a twist ending, but its pointless and stupid. All around, terrible movie.

I would rather watch Welcome to Willits again is how bad this movie was.