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[jerseyjigroe]

Woodchippers don't kill people. Women who yap too much and force their husbands to put them in woodchippers kill people!

Time for some woodchipper regulation! All woodchippers need to have saftey lock. Also, all woodchippers that can fit entire bodies in it need to be illegal. Who needs that anyways? We will limit woodchippers to ones that fit limbs only, BUT NOT the entire body. Also, keeping a woodchipper in your house is fine but no where else.

 

[SLY]

Time for some woodchipper regulation! All woodchippers need to have saftey lock. Also, all woodchippers that can fit entire bodies in it need to be illegal. Who needs that anyways? We will limit woodchippers to ones that fit limbs only, BUT NOT the entire body. Also, keeping a woodchipper in your house is fine but no where else.

Can I wheel it around as long as I keep it concealed?

 

[jerseyjigroe]

Can I wheel it around as long as I keep it concealed?

Only in the south! If you live in CA, NJ, or NY then you will have to jump through hoops and then and only then we might let you have a woodchipper that fit no more than five sticks in it at a time.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

In all honesty, who gives a fuck? Why is this a story? If a company says something you don't agree with then say fuck you, you're not getting my money, and move on with your lives. People/companies will do and say dumb things, no reason to dwell on it and make a stink about it. If Pepsi came out and said they hated my race, then I don't buy Pepsi, but I don't make it my life goal to make them apologize.

 

[higgyfan4]

Woodchippers don't kill people. Women who yap too much and force their husbands to put them in woodchippers kill people!

Here....come closer baldie. Wanna see my new woodchipper?

 

[jerseyjigroe]

I wonder when all the divorced people in the US will boycott Chick-Fil-A.


"We are very much supportive of the family -- the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that.

"We operate as a family business ... our restaurants are typically led by families; some are single. We want to do anything we possibly can to strengthen families. We are very much committed to that," Cathy emphasized.

Baptist Press - 'Guilty as charged,' Cathy says of Chick-fil-A's stand on biblical & family values - News with a Christian Perspective

 

[SLY]

I'm not religious, but that is definitely something to take pride in. This country has pretty much thrown traditional values out the window. Thanks liberals.

 

[Vadered]

Time for some woodchipper regulation! All woodchippers need to have saftey lock. Also, all woodchippers that can fit entire bodies in it need to be illegal. Who needs that anyways? We will limit woodchippers to ones that fit limbs only, BUT NOT the entire body. Also, keeping a woodchipper in your house is fine but no where else.

I'm of the opinion that the bolded part is actually true...

 

[Comeds]

I wish every discussion could just skip past the reasonable and rational part and just go straight to the levels of absurdity to "debate and discuss" points. I quoted those, because once that point is reached there really is no more debate and discussion.

 

[elocomotive]

Here....come closer baldie. Wanna see my new woodchipper?

I prefer to be called follicly challenged, Higgy. I am surprised that you support this type of hate crime. :disapprovingnod:

 

[elocomotive]

I'm not religious, but that is definitely something to take pride in. .

I definitely think religion provides an important morale base to our country and have nothing but the utmost respect for people of faith.

This country has pretty much thrown traditional values out the window.

I don't know about that, little bit of a blanket statement, and you're starting to...

Thanks liberals.

...yep, go off the rails. Labels and rhetoric are for the ignorant. Last I checked, plenty of "liberals" go to church or temple.

 

[SLY]

I've been off the rails for a long time. And it is definitely fair to say that in the scope of left/right, liberal/conservative... Conservatives, and people of the right, favor traditional values.

 

[elocomotive]

I've been off the rails for a long time. And it is definitely fair to say that in the scope of left/right, liberal/conservative... Conservatives, and people of the right, favor traditional values.

No, Republican Congressman TALK more about traditional values, and then some cheat on their wives just like some of the Democratic Congressman do. It's all rhetoric. No party or left/right point of view has a monopoly on morale authority - there are good people/bad people, educated/uneducated, religions/not religious, etc. in BOTH parties and from all points of view. What you are talking about is rhetoric.

I have a traditional value for you... "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal" That's about as fucking traditional as it gets.

 

[jerseyjigroe]

No, Republican Congressman TALK more about traditional values, and then some cheat on their wives just like some of the Democratic Congressman do. It's all rhetoric. No party or left/right point of view has a monopoly on morale authority - there are good people/bad people, educated/uneducated, religions/not religious, etc. in BOTH parties and from all points of view. What you are talking about is rhetoric.

I have a traditional value for you... "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal" That's about as fucking traditional as it gets.

I agree with you. I was just saying this very same thing to a buddy of mine last week.

 

[puckhead]

great. and now the stress from timmay's facebook account are killing people
Chick-fil-A's Vice President of Corporate Public Relations passes away | WRBL

 

[sbb122]

great. and now the stress from timmay's facebook account are killing people
Chick-fil-A's Vice President of Corporate Public Relations passes away | WRBL

The story didn't say if he was married, maybe he was one of "them queers" you hear about...

:itsajoke:

 

[mattola]

Targets Wedding Registry ad

 

[Comeds]

Hal Gill and Ryan Whitney chime in:

Hal Gill @Skillsy75 3h Can someone please explain to me how gay marriage effects my life? #liveandletlive #freedom

Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6 3h This guy puts it best RT @Skillst75

 

[JustAsking]

So, you're not pro-ANY kind of marriage, but do you really think it kills people?

You must not be married because yes, well, no I'm not dead, but marriage sucks the soul right out of you... kidding...

Why do gay folks want to get divorced anyways? smiley face

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I'm sick of these damn big government liberals telling me how to live my life. If I want to marry a dude, I should be able to, because this is America and I'm an American, and this is a free country. What's next, will we outlaw pulling that thing off the bride's thigh at weddings, so people don't have to explain it to their kids? Will it be illegal to marry a chick with a strong jawline or small breasts, because they might be perceived as "mannish"? This country is going to hell in a hand basket with fucking Obama and those bastard Democrats trying to control our lives. Just remember this: Weddings don't make gays gay, gays make gays gay. Also, if gay weddings are outlawed, only gay outlaws will have gay weddings.