Getting the Phillies to the playoffs with WAR

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Jesus Christ. You're currently sporting an avatar of fucking Hitler and you're afraid of what I might put you in?

Wouldn't want to be seen as a fucking asshole, huh? . . .

 

[Omar 382]

Jesus Christ. You're currently sporting an avatar of fucking Hitler and you're afraid of what I might put you in?

Wouldn't want to be seen as a fucking asshole, huh? . . .

on a serious note, I refuse to wear any major league team that's non-Philadelphian. It's just a rule. In Little League, I would be on a team like the Marlins or Yankees and would come in a Phillies uniform with a Phillies hat. So that's why I won't take the bet.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

on a serious note, I refuse to wear any major league team that's non-Philadelphian. It's just a rule. In Little League, I would be on a team like the Marlins or Yankees and would come in a Phillies uniform with a Phillies hat. So that's why I won't take the bet.

I can work with that.

Your avatar will only contain Phillies logos - no other sports teams' logo will appear.

Deal?

 

[Indrid Cold]

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Kind of got a John Wayne Gacy vibe going there...

 

[Omar 382]

I can work with that.

Your avatar will only contain Phillies logos - no other sports teams' logo will appear.

Deal?

Will it all be inherently disrespectful to the Phillies as a franchise- AKA, Rollins striking out or something self-deprecating is OK, but not anything like someone pissing on the logo

 

[Omar 382]

Kind of got a John Wayne Gacy vibe going there...
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hahahahahaha

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Will it all be inherently disrespectful to the Phillies as a franchise- AKA, Rollins striking out or something self-deprecating is OK, but not anything like someone pissing on the logo

Dios mio, man.

It will not be a pic of anyone micturating upon that universal symbol of honor and class.

 

[Omar 382]

Dios mio, man.

It will not be a pic of anyone micturating upon that universal symbol of honor and class.

Ok deal, provided the avatar is not inherently disrespectful to the Phillies or the Holy Mecca as a whole

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ok deal, provided the avatar is not inherently disrespectful to the Phillies or the Holy Mecca as a whole

Seriously, forget it.

 

[Omar 382]

your call

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If there are any Phillies fans that want to prove your fanbase isn't as long steeped in twatitude as Seattle fans, please let me know.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Will it all be inherently disrespectful to the Phillies as a franchise- AKA, Rollins striking out or something self-deprecating is OK, but not anything like someone pissing on the logo

I hate fucking Rollins.
Pedro Martinez was somehow keeping a lead against the Phils in Fenway with no stuff whatsoever before Jimmie hit a HR off him. Pedro was promptly out of the game and on the DL the next day.
He's on the same list with Scott Brosius, who ruined a great Pedro start by hitting a 3 run HR off a third consecutive changeup in the same spot (the first two had him struck out, both times).
Saw Pedro start at least half a dozen times in Boston and he never got a win. What are the frickin chances???

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Come on, @powerchord86.

You can have fun with an avi bet, can't you?

 

[powerchord86]

If there are any Phillies fans that want to prove your fanbase isn't as long steeped in twatitude as Seattle fans, please let me know.

Oh for the love of god, I'll do it for fuck sake! lol

 

[Omar 382]

yeah, well he's not a Phillies fan, so there's that

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Oh for the love of god, I'll do it for fuck sake! lol

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

yeah, well he's not a Phillies fan, so there's that

Well, obviously you fruits need a surrogate who's not genitally challenged to step in for you here.

 

[powerchord86]

yeah, well he's not a Phillies fan, so there's that

Said the local self-proclaimed Phillies fan authority.. Seriously dude get over it. lol

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The irony surrounding the fact that a guy sporting an avatar of a legendary fuckstain like Hitler is concerned what he might have to sport after losing an avi bet is fucking incredible. It's palpable, even. I can almost taste it.

 

[powerchord86]