Getting the Phillies to the playoffs with WAR

[Cedrique]

wow. if you're going to make unfounded statements about historical figures just for the attempt of a laugh or a punchline then- wow. just wow

I've been doing that for years- what are you fucking new here?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

wait, is that Twins thing the result of a bet? How did you lose that one? The Twins have only won like 6 games this year

Well, Cedrique, it takes two games to win the average MLB series. Two goes into six three times, so even if you were right about the Twins having six wins, it's not out of the realm of possibility that they'd have won three series.

That said, the answer is no. I'm sporting this avi because I'm the #1 Twins fan on tHoop.

 

[Cedrique]

Well, Cedrique, it takes two games to win the average MLB series. Two goes into six three times, so even if you were right about the Twins having six wins, it's not out of the realm of possibility that they'd have won three series.

That said, the answer is no. I'm sporting this avi because I'm the #1 Twins fan on tHoop.

Yeah, looking at the Twins board on here I guess you don't have much competition for that title. I think I might be the number 3 or 4 Twins fan on SportsHoopla.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, looking at the Twins board on here I guess you don't have much competition for that title. I think I might be the number 3 or 4 Twins fan on SportsHoopla.

So, you up for the bet, or what?

Omar wore his skirt today.

 

[Omar 382]

"I'll talk shit about Kluber, but I lack the stones for an avi bet"

Well noted.

Sorry, I don't have the "stones" for the bet. But I heard that director of JFK was interested- what's his name, Oliver something?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sorry, I don't have the "stones" for the bet. But I heard that director of JFK was interested- what's his name, Oliver something?

@Cedrique, is Omar ever funny?

 

[Omar 382]

@Cedrique, is Omar ever funny?

The Saduccee's didn't believe in heaven. That's why they were Saduccee

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The Saduccee's didn't believe in heaven. That's why they were Saduccee

"No, I'm not. Ever."

 

[Omar 382]

"No, I'm not. Ever."

I don't get it

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So, I've been able to get an avi bet for every Indians series this year with the exception of the Mariners.

You guys really want to have the Phillies added to that list?

Honestly, I'm pretty surprised that I have to beg. Disappointed, even.

 

[Omar 382]

So, I've been able to get an avi bet for every Indians series this year with the exception of the Mariners.

You guys really want to have the Phillies added to that list?

Honestly, I'm pretty surprised that I have to beg. Disappointed, even.

Can you explain the "I'm not ever" thing to me and I'll consider it

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Can you explain the "I'm not ever" thing to me and I'll consider it

Demands? I've got one of those.

Take the bet and I'll consider reaffirming my previously held belief that Phillies fans are not the quivering twats that Seattle fans are.

 

[Omar 382]

Demands? I've got one of those.

Take the bet and I'll consider reaffirming my previously held belief that Phillies fans are not the quivering twats that Seattle fans are.

Tribe takes two of three and I won't post on SH for a week

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Can you explain the "I'm not ever" thing to me and I'll consider it

The "I'm not ever" was a jab insinuating that you're not funny. Ever.

I hate explaining it because comedic rule #1 states, if you have to explain your joke, it wasn't funny.

Alas, I guess some of us drink because we're not poets. . .

 

[Omar 382]

The "I'm not ever" was a jab insinuating that you're not funny. Ever.

I hate explaining it because comedic rule #1 states, if you have to explain your joke, it wasn't funny.

Alas, I guess some of us drink because we're not poets. . .

well, humor is subjective. but me not taking on the bet is not

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Tribe takes two of three and I won't post on SH for a week

Dude, you're a good contributor to SH. Why the hell would I want you to not post?

I'm just trying to have a little fun with avi bets for all the Indians' series.

It's just an avi. Shit. I sported an avi of Ned Beatty getting fucked in the ass for a month because I lost a bet to Chewbaccer.

I hate setting this precedent, but I've got two guarantees.

1. This applies to you only. Should you take the bet and lose, your avatar you'll sport for a week will not contain Chief Wahoo.
2. This is for any and everybody that makes an avi bet with me. Should you take the bet and win, I'll proudly sport any avi you come up with provided it won't get me banned.

 

[Omar 382]

Dude, you're a good contributor to SH. Why the hell would I want you to not post?

I'm just trying to have a little fun with avi bets for all the Indians' series.

It's just an avi. Shit. I sported an avi of Ned Beatty getting fucked in the ass for a month because I lost a bet to Chewbaccer.

I hate setting this precedent, but I've got two guarantees.

1. This applies to you only. Should you take the bet and lose, your avatar you'll sport for a week will not contain Chief Wahoo.
2. This is for any and everybody that makes an avi bet with me. Should you take the bet and win, I'll proudly sport any avi you come up with provided it won't get me banned.

Jim Thome, in a non-specified uniform

 

[Omar 382]

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Jim Thome, in a non-specified uniform

Alright. So you won't take the bet.

I've got another proposition for you then.

If I give you all of my $1,000 vCash bucks, will you post a video of you shooting ping pong balls out of your pussy?

 

[Omar 382]

Alright. So you won't take the bet.

I've got another proposition for you then.

If I give you all of my $1,000 vCash bucks, will you post a video of you shooting ping pong balls out of your pussy?

1500 and you've got a deal