A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I'd like Arietta to shit the bed tonight.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

The Royals must have some voodoo doll of Quintana and his bullpen at this point.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The Royals must have some voodoo doll of Quintana and his bullpen at this point.

I remember some bit from school about water seeking its own level.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That's not to say I think he's bad, he's very good, in my fantasy prep I had him as the #20 pitcher in baseball, but this AM I think he had the second lowest ERA in baseball.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Jose Quintana '16

KC 5.68 ERA
MLB - 1.54 ERA

2015

KC - 4.05 ERA
MLB - 3.19 ERA

2014

Royals 4.88 ERA
MLB - 3.08 ERA

Goofy... but amusing.

 

[handicappers]

I'd like Arietta to shit the bed tonight.

I shit the bed one night drinking Keystone Light and eating mushrooms. I threw away the sheets and ate an omelet.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I shit the bed one night drinking Keystone Light and eating mushrooms. I threw away the sheets and ate an omelet.

I just laughed so hard I drooled on the kitchen floor.

 

[handicappers]

I just laughed so hard I drooled on the kitchen floor.

i'm silly like that

 

[Good_Code]

And behind them they will stay.

 

[broncosmitty]

Does anyone besides Doug think Verlander has a shot at the HOF?

My dad does too.


But that's just cuz JV looks like his son.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

My dad does too.


But that's just cuz JV looks like his son.

You, or the adopted one?

 

[broncosmitty]

You, or the adopted one?

The adopted one lived under the stairs, don't even remember what he looked like.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

i'm silly like that

I sleep walked into my closet once and pissed in my clothes hamper. The broad in my bed yelled at me, "Slinky! You're peeing on your clothes!" Apparently my drunken answer was, "don't worry, baby, they're dirty."

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The adopted one lived under the stairs, don't even remember what he looked like.

JV, apparently.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

This offense pretty badly needs Moustakas back in the lineup. Cuthbert was not particularly impressive, imo.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Since October, Kelvin Herrera has 0.75 ERA.

 

[handicappers]

I sleep walked into my closet once and pissed in my clothes hamper. The broad in my bed yelled at me, "Slinky! You're peeing on your clothes!" Apparently my drunken answer was, "don't worry, baby, they're dirty."

in college, I took a girl home one night, fooled around for a bit, but she was too wasted to seal the deal. about an hour goes by, she gets up, goes to the corner of my bedroom and squats down and pisses on the corner floor. I remember the piss shooting out so hard against the wall it made spashing sounds. the next morning, she asked where her undies were and I said in the wash cause of the piss explosion. she was so embarrassed, I presume, that she gave me some morning booty.

 

[broncosmitty]

What the fuck has happened to Anibal Sanchez? He's been pretty bad for 34 starts now.

His ERA is >23 in the 6th.

Not sure what his numbers are the third time thru the order, but I know they're ugly.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

in college, I took a girl home one night, fooled around for a bit, but she was too wasted to seal the deal. about an hour goes by, she gets up, goes to the corner of my bedroom and squats down and pisses on the corner floor. I remember the piss shooting out so hard against the wall it made spashing sounds. the next morning, she asked where her undies were and I said in the wash cause of the piss explosion. she was so embarrassed, I presume, that she gave me some morning booty.

Shit, these old stories are funny to think about.

I couLd seriously write a book of them.

heres a great one that isn't mine, but it's so good, I have to share it. Buddy was traveling and picked up this broad, took her back to his room and they were going at it. He decided to go down the dirt track. A few minutes in, she bucks him off like a throughbred, he hits the wall and she has EXPLOSIVE diareah. As he tells it, there was an outline of his body in shit on the hotel wall like a chalk outline straight out of CSI.

Adding insult to injury, he had to pay, like 300 bucks for special cleaning to the room.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So. How's about that AL Central!