A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[dougplayer]

Unfortunately, pretty much anyone in the rotation not named Zimmermann has been "butterknife sharp" this season.

Ooo little sparty brother...you forget fulmer! Razor sharp in his debut. Going tonight. He will show them injuns

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sorry, I still have my dick so I guess I'm not eligible.

I guess I could make an exception for you, pinky.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I guess I could make an exception for you, pinky.

Sorry, Slinkford. I couldn't bear to give up Sad Bill Murray Batman Royal Husker Kenobi.

*frantically looks around for penis*

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Just saw this. Laughed my ass off.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Ooo little sparty brother...you forget fulmer! Razor sharp in his debut. Going tonight. He will show them injuns

Or not.

4 runs in the first.

 

[dougplayer]

Just saw this. Laughed my ass off.

Crowd really loved it eh

 

[Iffster]

Ooo little sparty brother...you forget fulmer! Razor sharp in his debut. Going tonight. He will show them injuns

LOL...oops

 

[Iffster]

Doug...any suggestions on what Detroit can do to solve their starting pitcher situation? Outside of Zimmermann....they are awful. And considering what Verlander, Sanchez, and Pelfrey get paid....their ''crapiness'' is magnified.

 

[dougplayer]

Just hold the line. Stay firm. Still early.
Show HEART. Not ascared

 

[Voltaire26]

Just hold the line. Stay firm. Still early.
Show HEART. Not ascared

Can we not play Cleveland anymore? We are getting another ass whoopin'

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Just hold the line. Stay firm. Still early.
Show HEART. Not ascared

Not ascared. Assplowed.

0-6.

Cinco de mayo. Nada corazón

 

[dougplayer]

Nyquist in the derby.....just saying

 

[broncosmitty]

He sucked with Calvin, life without Calvin will not be kind to Stafford. I agree he will tear up the league, meaning he will lead the league in INT's.

Pffffftttt

This isn't 2013 anymore.

 

[broncosmitty]

JV and Sanchez razor sharp like butterknives last two days

Cold butterknives at that.

 

[broncosmitty]

Sorry, Slinkford. I couldn't bear to give up Sad Bill Murray Batman Royal Husker Kenobi.

*frantically looks around for penis*

Sad Pretend Zombie Batman Royal Husker Kenobi? Or just regular?

(I never had caught on to that being Peter Venkman.)

 

[broncosmitty]

Any of you dickless Royals fans ready to take on a one week avi bet on this weekend's series?

Have you asked Tubbs yet?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Sad Pretend Zombie Batman Royal Husker Kenobi? Or just regular?

(I never had caught on to that being Peter Venkman.)

Yup that is Bill Murray's head on Sad Ben Affleck Batman's body.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hello, Royals fans.

I need an avi bet for this series. Don't be like Mariners fans.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

@da55bums. @There is A Moose at 3rd

 

[Iffster]

I am assuming that Vice still watches this thread.......

It must be driving him crazy that Yan Gomes is batting under .200 and Uribe is hitting .224.....hehehehe

However...Sal Perez is healthy and Ian Kennedy is better than Pelfrey...way better.

And Detroit's #4 and #5 starters? The were not important to Vice - meant nothing to the team.....yet they have contributed a 2-7 W/L record. That SEEMS important. (?????)