A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[bksballer89]

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[Erie Warrior]

Verlander, butter knife sharp so far.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Verlander, butter knife sharp so far.

Heading to the bench on my fantasy team pretty soon is more like it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Verlander, butter knife sharp so far.

What the fuck are you talking about? He had three pitches of no-hit ball.

 

[broncosmitty]

Buster Olney can suck it.

Prolly friends with Bromani Jones.....

 

[Iffster]

I can't wait until Verlander is considered the #4 or #5 starter. Then, according to Viceroy, he won't matter to the team's value. (See: SF Giants, in some year that escapes me!)

 

[Gulf of Brazil]

Prolly friends with Bromani Jones.....

HOW could you forget to add in all the connections. Bromani Jones is friends with Dan Lebatard who just happens to be friends with Crockett/Tubbs. at least according to Crockett or Tubbs. they all sit together in the Marlins BP yacking it up. prolly have their very own Luxary Suite also.

you should feel bad for not remembering this. or not.

 

[Erie Warrior]

Lots of doubles today off of the 2016 Cy Young winner.

 

[broncosmitty]

HOW could you forget to add in all the connections. Bromani Jones is friends with Dan Lebatard who just happens to be friends with Crockett/Tubbs. at least according to Crockett or Tubbs. they all sit together in the Marlins BP yacking it up. prolly have their very own Luxary Suite also.

you should feel bad for not remembering this. or not.

Drew VerHagen is warming up in the pen. I was distracted by brilliance.

 

[broncosmitty]

Justin Upton got a hit. Be afraid, be very afraid.

(I think most ery Pirate has a hit or two.)

JV's day is done.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Chris Young vs a homer happy Astros team in Minute Maid. Nothing bad could happen...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

probably a loss with Verlander on the mound, being backed up by Anibal Sanchez and Shane Greene in this series

Im starting to see the problem with the Tigers

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

JV's day is done.

111 PC, 4.1 INN, 10 HA, 2 BBI, 2 K, 5 ER

Ouch. His ERA is now a tidy 6.97 after 10.1 innings.

 

[Iffster]

Verlander doesn't finish 5 today

DOUG. LET ME HELP...

You may need help in formulating some excuses for today's game and Verlander's sad pitching. Here are some possible excuses that you can use:
1. It was the weather
2. It was Ausmus' fault
3. The governor of Michigan poisoned the water in the Tiger dugout
4. Ric Flair rushed the ring...errr, the mound...and interfered in the match...errr, game.
5. JV was suffering from another case of (Kate) nipple rash on his hands and mouth.
6. No Heart

 

[Erie Warrior]

Verlander doesn't finish 5 today

DOUG. LET ME HELP...

You may need help in formulating some excuses for today's game and Verlander's sad pitching. Here are some possible excuses that you can use:
1. It was the weather
2. It was Ausmus' fault
3. The governor of Michigan poisoned the water in the Tiger dugout
4. Ric Flair rushed the ring...errr, the mound...and interfered in the match...errr, game.
5. JV was suffering from another case of (Kate) nipple rash on his hands and mouth.
6. No Heart

He was thinking about Kate's mounds while he was on the mound.

 

[Iffster]

After some fine relief pitching from VerHagen...Verlander's ERA is 8.71

 

[HammerDown]

 

[Voltaire26]

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Verlander, butter knife sharp so far.

Heading to the bench on my fantasy team pretty soon is more like it.

probably a loss with Verlander on the mound, being backed up by Anibal Sanchez and Shane Greene in this series

Im starting to see the problem with the Tigers

There is a lot of hate for the Tigers ... can't quite understand why. Is it because of a couple of Tiger trolls?

 

[Erie Warrior]

There is a lot of hate for the Tigers ... can't quite understand why. Is it because of a couple of Tiger trolls?

I wouldn't say hate, more like ball busting. One of those guys says some of the stupidest shit, so you have to throw it back it at him. The rest of you guys are cool.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

There is a lot of hate for the Tigers ... can't quite understand why. Is it because of a couple of Tiger trolls?

I don't think these posts indicate the authors' hatred for the Tigers as much as they do the amusement of how reality compares to doug and vice predictions.