A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[broncosmitty]

White Sox sign Austin Jackson...

We definitely did not disappoint with the "quantity" of players brought in this off-season... As for "quality"? Meh...

Thought it was an excellent signing personally.

 

[Iffster]

I'm hearing a lot of bad reviews about Avisail Garcia. When he was with Detroit...he was consider to have a bright future. Not exactly a great teammate perhaps....but he was suppose to be an up and coming star - just with a wayward penis.

 

[handicappers]

Spiffy...how come you and your rainbow friend from texas don't text same time? You start taking soccer and you and haddi. Prove same person...or just both curious.....

speak English, faggot

 

[handicappers]

Hey - Vice and dungie arrive at the same time. LOL

they probably went to the super secret website to plot their next attack. Same thing I used to do when I used to use my Dr. Phil ID on CBS.

 

[broncosmitty]

I'm hearing a lot of bad reviews about Avisail Garcia. When he was with Detroit...he was consider to have a bright future. Not exactly a great teammate perhaps....but he was suppose to be an up and coming star - just with a wayward penis.

That wayward penis really changed the course of our franchise.

Miggy never was hurt prior to beating Garcias ass.

 

[Howie115]

White Sox sign Austin Jackson...

We definitely did not disappoint with the "quantity" of players brought in this off-season... As for "quality"? Meh...

Your team is becoming "Tigers West" (Avila, A. Garcia, Jackson). Don't know if that's good or bad.

 

[Howie115]

Iffster said: ↑
dungplayer...have you noticed that the Tigers signed Indians reject (Avila) and Twin reject (Pelfrey) ?

Tigers didn't sign avila you fucking retard... The white sox did.

LOL, I think he means Aviles. Iffy is having Doug-like typing issues.

 

[MiamiVice]

LOL, I think he means Aviles. Iffy is having Doug-like typing issues.

Iffy is just old as fuck and has no idea what he is talking about. The guy might be entering stage five of Alzheimer's.

 

[Iffster]

Iffy is just old as fuck and has no idea what he is talking about. The guy might be entering stage five of Alzheimer's.

I'd take Alzheimers over having spent months and months searching a guy's (whom I never met) background on the internet in order to find out his parent's names and their address AND then distributing this information on a sports forum....while, at the same time building up a fantasy life on the net that includes a UM degree, being an ex-Marine, owning 8 businesses, being wealthy and having a Brazilian model for a wife.

Yes - if it is a choice between Alzheimer's and being Vice....I will take the former.

 

[dougplayer]

I could have been a wolverine but I hurt my knee so....iffy. you talking soccer lately? Did handi.turn you?

 

[Iffster]

I could have been a wolverine but I hurt my knee so....iffy. you talking soccer lately? Did handi.turn you?

Does Vice's mouth move when you talk?

 

[dougplayer]

Iffy. You have to be a closet sparty hating on michigan.come out of the closet bring handi.with you.
Little brother doesn't make sweet 16. Izzo still a genius though

 

[handicappers]

Why does Vice use a second ID to talk to himself ? Guess getting shredded by Handi-man isn't made for just one ID.

 

[dougplayer]

You are such a Internet bully. Please don't sing show tunes. Admit you have been owned. If you pay attention this year. You might learn some baseball

 

[handicappers]

Derp, derppp herpa derp. baseball derp. Sherpa derp

 

[broncosmitty]

 

[WiggyRuss]

Mike Napoli's end of year stats for 2016

Batting avg.: .256
OBP: .355
HR: 22
RBI's: 84
OPS: .810

 

[Iffster]

Mike Napoli's end of year stats for 2016

Batting avg.: .256
OBP: .355
HR: 22
RBI's: 84
OPS: .810

I see you are predicting a return to his 2013 form. I think the power might return....but I have doubts about the BA getting over .250. If Brantley gets healthy and has a good year, Napoli should get RBI opportunities. Sadly...if you've learned anything from this thread...all Cleveland players and former Cleveland players over 34 are "older than fuck". So according to the "Vice Theory", Napoli could explode all over 1b at any time.

 

[dougplayer]

Napoli explode? Sounds like you forgot to turn off handi.name iffy! Busted!!!
Why even waste time on any indian? Last place is locked up already for the tribe

 

[dougplayer]

On paper. Tigers look much the best. 1 factor that brings us back down to the royals level. Is. Assmouse. He is in over his head managing. True fact.