A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[MiamiVice]

So....maybe Detroit signing him was a way to keep him close to home? Kudos to Detroit, if so

He has made millions and is old as fuck... he could just stay home if he was so concerned about it.

 

[Wamu]

i will be there in 30 min... hopefully @handicappers doesn't puss out.

...Well make sure to give all of us the minute by minute details.

 

[MiamiVice]

Gotta run... traffic is shit... Gotta make sure I get to Jason's Deli in time to slap around @handicappers

 

[MiamiVice]

View attachment 91156 ...Well make sure to give all of us a minute by minute details.

he needs a good slapping for lying about being dr phil.

 

[Wamu]

Gotta run... traffic is shit... Gotta make sure I get to Jason's Deli in time to slap around @handicappers

Yeah whatever. You'll probably give him a hug & then buy him a sammich.

 

[Iffster]

He has made millions and is old as fuck... he could just stay home if he was so concerned about it.

And people say you're an ass.....go wonder

 

[Wamu]

he needs a good slapping for lying about being dr phil.

Well you're just the fella to take care of bitness. Git-r-dun!

 

[MiamiVice]

And people say you're an ass.....go wonder

Its the truth... if he is so concerned about spending time with his family.. he could just spend time with his family instead of hoping for charity from a baseball team.

 

[MiamiVice]

Well you're just the fella to take care of bitness. Git-r-dun!

I will take pictures!

 

[Wamu]

Its the truth...

Oh shit, here we go again.

 

[MiamiVice]

Mike Aviles net worth:$5,490,925


He can retire if he wants...

 

[Iffster]

Jason's Deli???? Someone pick me up a pastrami on rye, mustard, extra pickle.

)doesn't handicappers live in Texas?)

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hey, Vice, regarding the Mexican bit, lighten up some, it's just a joke.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I've never even heard of Jason's Deli. Who the fuck is Jason?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So, I gotta tell this anecdote because I'm cracking up about it, but I can't tell anyone in real life.

I texted Mrs Redfoot a little bit ago and asked her to send me a "pic," if you catch my drift. Apparently my mother-in-law is visiting, so Mrs Redfoot, thinking that she's the funny one of the relationship sends a pic of my MIL, fully clothed, smiling innocently of course. Here's how the texts went from there:

Slink: WTF?!

Mrs Redfoot: Honey, she has no idea why I took her pic!

Slink: No, she could have at least pushed her tits together.

Mrs Redfoot: OMG

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That makes me laugh.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Its the truth... if he is so concerned about spending time with his family.. he could just spend time with his family instead of hoping for charity from a baseball team.

Yeah, but if there's a team out there dumb enough to give him $2MM, why not take it?

 

[Iffster]

Just something that caught my attention. Vice said that Mike Aviles is "as old as fuck". Aviles is 34. Isn't that an odd thing to say for a man who claims he is 35 years old. Now I might say someone near MY age is 'as old as fuck'....but I find it odd that a man Vice's age would use that term. I know we are dealing with a big-time liar in''miamivice'', but are we actually dealing with someone who may be a teenager? I can see someone 16 or 17 saying a guy who is 34 is "as old as fuck"......but a guy almost the exact same age? Just seems odd.

 

[handicappers]

i am going to post a pic from jason's deli with you know showing up...

Your IP address isn't even in Florida. And that bogus address you gave me has nothing to do with your abode.

OWNED bitch ass wannabe. BOOM

 

[handicappers]

this coming from a guy that lies about being dr phil...

hahaha, pretty much everyone on four different sites knew that I was Dr. Phil (among others).

BOOM