Mays-Fan
Unhyphenated-American
My "no no no no no no no no" rant was more saying how inaccurate that rumor is than pleading for it not to be true. Our OF is set right now. There is no room for an aged HOF OF who is, at best, a 4 at this point in his career. If the Giants were not competing, than Suzuki would be fine as a marketing ploy. But the Giants are looking for jewelry, so he does not fit.
The only scenario, and it's been mentioned before, is that:
1) We get Ichiro for a song
2) We don't pay him much, and
3) He is able to lure Tanaka to play here.
Unfortunately, those three steps decline rapidly in order of being realistic.