2014 Offseason Plans Thread

[terpsfball09]

Holy shit. 20 million dollars for two years of colon. Fuck that's a lot for a fat 41 year old

 

[slugger82685]

Meeting with a Choo rep at 6 EST

Could be a make or break meeting

 

[slugger82685]

Holy shit. 20 million dollars for two years of colon. Fuck that's a lot for a fat 41 year old

It's the mets, what else would u expect? lol

 

[darrylgann]

Holy shit. 20 million dollars for two years of colon. Fuck that's a lot for a fat 41 year old

Could you see him with a bat? Love to see it when it makes connection. He may hit a few homers. When he bunts, please make him run to first.

 

[DT LUNA]

Sweeny Murti ‏@YankeesWFAN 6m Mets have agreed to terms with Bartolo Colon. Hearing its 2-year deal, pending physical.


Damn. I know this is breaking your heart, Lainey!

She will have a fit. And what about Romeo and Rev. Sorry guys, better luck next time.
lol

 

[RevSader]

hahahahahaha bartolo is going to have to bat!!!! DH purists will talk about how pure the game is when that fatass has to step into the box.

 

[lainey12]

Could you see him with a bat? Love to see it when it makes connection. He may hit a few homers. When he bunts, please make him run to first.

I didn't even think about him hitting, he lumbers out of breath back to the dugout
WOW

 

[lainey12]

She will have a fit. And what about Romeo and Rev. Sorry guys, better luck next time.
lol

He has to bat now DT!


gotta catch one of those games next season

 

[jamesx122]

I didn't even think about him hitting, he lumbers out of breath back to the dugout
WOW

He may just bunt the ball, stand in place until he's thrown out and then walk back to the dugout.

 

[lainey12]

Poor Mets fans, Matt Harvey and now...

 

[RevSader]

Poor Mets fans, Matt Harvey and now...

Well they just signed Fatt Harvey.

 

[lainey12]

He may just bunt the ball, stand in place until he's thrown out and then walk back to the dugout.

Probably

 

[jamesx122]

Well they just signed Fatt Harvey.

Maybe the Mets signed Bartolo so that every time Matt Harvey looks at him he suddenly becomes motivated to stay in shape?

 

[darrylgann]

He has to bat now DT!


gotta catch one of those games next season

We play the Mets next year, don't we. I know we play the Phillies.

 

[lainey12]

Well they just signed Fatt Harvey.

 

[WilltheThrill]

New strategy when facing Bartolo Colon and the Mets- intentionally walk him and make his fat ass run the bases. The Mets are then forced to choose between lifting him in the 3rd inning or risking losing him to a massive coronary halfway between 2nd and 3rd.

 

[lainey12]

We play the Mets next year, don't we. I know we play the Phillies.

haven't even looked at the schedule...you're ahead of me

 

[lainey12]

New strategy when facing Bartolo Colon and the Mets- intentionally walk him and make his fat ass run the bases. The Mets are then forced to choose between lifting him in the 3rd inning or risking losing him to a massive coronary halfway between 2nd and 3rd.

lol

 

[terpsfball09]

New strategy when facing Bartolo Colon and the Mets- intentionally walk him and make his fat ass run the bases. The Mets are then forced to choose between lifting him in the 3rd inning or risking losing him to a massive coronary halfway between 2nd and 3rd.

Seriously though, why the hell did the mets not think of this?

 

[jamesx122]

Seriously though, why the hell did the mets not think of this?

It's the Mets...