2014 Offseason Plans Thread

[darrylgann]

No... that was you reading this and falling into a time warp.

Well, this will get us to 10,000 posts in no time.

 

[Hambombs]

Seriously...you really drive me crazy. I don't give a fuck how good of a year that fat fuck had.

Um that's irrelevant but ok lol

 

[RevSader]

rev, your threat of leaving the fanbase if he gets signed may be tested for legitimacy

I would be the least pleasant person in the world every 5th day. FUCK.

 

[RevSader]

Um that's irrelevant but ok lol

If you cannot understand why I hate that piece of shit and why I would post a visceral negative response to any rumors of him joining the most important team in my life, then I don't know what to tell you.

 

[Nightcrawler]

I would be the least pleasant person in the world every 5th day. FUCK.

You could always skip watching every 5th game... Or just tune in 7th inning or later... Lol

 

[terpsfball09]

I don't want bartolo either. MAYBE a one year deal. That's about it. I'm not looking forward to seeing him in august although he may be 50 pounds skinner from the sweat

 

[Hambombs]

If you cannot understand why I hate that piece of shit and why I would post a visceral negative response to any rumors of him joining the most important team in my life, then I don't know what to tell you.

Ok so say you add the best player in the world to the roster that you hate you wouldn't want him on your team? Lol

 

[terpsfball09]

Bartolo looks like that one fat spoiled child that every family has that gets his way with everything. augustus gloop is another good example. I've never seen the dude smile or talk or even laugh. Just some fat robot out there

 

[Hambombs]

I don't want bartolo either. MAYBE a one year deal. That's about it. I'm not looking forward to seeing him in august although he may be 50 pounds skinner from the sweat

Yeah 1 year deal max. I'm not that excited about Bartolo either

 

[RevSader]

Ok so say you add the best player in the world to the roster that you hate you wouldn't want him on your team? Lol

A-Rod was once the best player in the world, and I wanted his ass gone. He could throw up 20 fWAR seasons, but the guy was a cancer and a douche. His production was never the issue.

 

[DT LUNA]

I don't want bartolo either. MAYBE a one year deal. That's about it. I'm not looking forward to seeing him in august although he may be 50 pounds skinner from the sweat

If that's the best help we can get then punt.

 

[romeo212000]

I would not watch any game he pitched in.

 

[darrylgann]

I don't want bartolo either. MAYBE a one year deal. That's about it. I'm not looking forward to seeing him in august although he may be 50 pounds skinner from the sweat

I can see the opposing team bunting to first with Colon and Feilder both going for the ball. Can we put a Rickter scale in the stadium?

 

[DT LUNA]

Yeah 1 year deal max. I'm not that excited about Bartolo either

You are if you can go a year with him.

 

[romeo212000]

I can see the opposing team bunting to first with Colon and Feilder both going for the ball. Can we put a Rickter scale in the stadium?

Oh god. I'm gonna have nightmares.

 

[terpsfball09]

for us to even be talking to him must indicate that his price is really low. JD doesnt usually go get old starting pitchers on the market. Maybe the price is so low that it actually is worth it, cuz essentially, signing colon would knock colby out

 

[romeo212000]

You are if you can go a year with him.

Wait till lainey reads this.

 

[RevSader]

Colon and Cruz both have the same agent. Interesting....

 

[DT LUNA]

I can see the opposing team bunting to first with Colon and Feilder both going for the ball. Can we put a Rickter scale in the stadium?

Better hope Soto doesn't assist.

 

[terpsfball09]

trade for jose iglesias for the sole purpose of playing first base every 5th day