2013 Shanaban thread

[BOSSMANPC]

Then perhaps he should quit and let someone else throw the darts.

I'll do it! It must pay well but the down side is all of you would hate me.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'll do it! It must pay well but the down side is all of you would hate me.

"The Department of Player Safety has decided to give Milan Lucic and Matt Cooke lifetime bans from the NHL. They are not permitted to practice with any team or attend any games, and must take measures to ensure they are never on my lawn."

 

[dash]

"The Department of Player Safety has decided to give Milan Lucic and Matt Cooke lifetime bans from the NHL. They are not permitted to practice with any team or attend any games, and must take measures to ensure they are never on my lawn."

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Holy doodle, how many more softballs can you lob towards Shanny, Dreger? What a fluff piece.

Yes the questions were soft but at least we got to see more of what the job involves.

We should invite Shanny here for a Q and A thread, now that would be fun !! I'll make the call.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

"The Department of Player Safety has decided to give Milan Lucic and Matt Cooke lifetime bans from the NHL. They are not permitted to practice with any team or attend any games, and must take measures to ensure they are never on my lawn."

See, Bruins and Pens fans would hate me. I like the idea though. I would have a restraining order that prohibits Lucic from going within 100 feet of an opposing goalie.

 

[forty_three]

We should invite Shanny here for a Q and A thread, now that would be fun !! I'll make the call.

I am making a fake account right now called CaesarIllitch" and my first question will be "Did you get the crate of whiskey I sent you? Because we need all our players if we are to make a playoff run, boy."

 

[BOSSMANPC]

I am making a fake account right now called CaesarIllitch" and my first question will be "Did you get the crate of whiskey I sent you? Because we need all our players if we are to make a playoff run, boy."

One of the rules would be "Shanny you can not answer 'No comment' to a question".

 

[jstewismybastardson]

$20 fine for the piece of crap?

Kukla's Korner Hockey - Kukla's Korner

 

[mattola]

$20 fine for the piece of crap?

Kukla's Korner Hockey - Kukla's Korner

man perry is such a bitch

 

[jstewismybastardson]

intentionally smokes Boyle in the face

r they looking at it?

 

[dash]

man perry is such a bitch

Now that he and Getzlaugh are all fat and sassy, we can all take pleasure in the Ducks exiting out in the first round of the playoffs.

 

[mattola]

intentionally smokes Boyle in the face

r they looking at it?

repeat

 

[esls79]

That's your standard run of the mill Perry purse swing.

Boyle had it coming, no need to turn a shorthanded 2 on 1 to a 3 on 1 with a three goal lead with ten to go in the third period. Perry put him in his place.

 

[dash]

That's your standard run of the mill Perry purse swing.

Boyle had it coming, no need to turn a shorthanded 2 on 1 to a 3 on 1 with a three goal lead with ten to go in the third period. Perry put him in his place.

So using that algorithm, a fine for Boyle then?

 

[esls79]

I'd give Boyle a $50 USD fine for that and a 1 game suspension for Perry to make sure he doesn't injure Hossa when he returns on Friday.

 

[dash]

I would say Taylor Hall get his money's worth on this slash - Suspension worthy?

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[jstewismybastardson]

I would say Taylor Hall get his money's worth on this slash - Suspension worthy?

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from earlier in that game, do u think this Martin Hanzal Flattens Taylor Hall Video - NHL VideoCenter helps or hurts his case

 

[mooger_35]

How the fuck is that missed by TWO refs.

 

[dash]

from earlier in that game, do u think this Martin Hanzal Flattens Taylor Hall Video - NHL VideoCenter helps or hurts his case

In my biased opinion with everything Oil-related, I think it hurts his case as the Hanzal hit was a beauty (hard and clean).

 

[jstewismybastardson]

How the fuck is that missed by TWO refs.

the refs in that oilers / coyotes game were too busy looking for a canucks player diving