tOfficial Auburn Superthread

[cane_man]

Pollsters did it for nebraska in 01. Why not? Much better than getting face raped 36-62 in your last game and still getting voted into the ncg.

 

[PIBuckeye]

BCS standings: One-loss Auburn or Missouri will not jump undefeated Florida State or Ohio State into the BCS Championship Game | FOX Sports on MSN

 

[TexasExes98]

Yea , I do.

Major homer alert. tOSU can barely beat a shitty team like N'Western and a barely average team in Michigan. tOSU is not going undefeated vs. Ole Miss, Aggy, Bama, and LSU......

 

[PIBuckeye]

Major homer alert. tOSU can barely beat a shitty team like N'Western and a barely average team in Michigan. tOSU is not going undefeated vs. Ole Miss, Aggy, Bama, and LSU......

I plan on playing the lotto later this week, what numbers should I go with? since you have a crystal ball.........:rollseyes:

 

[7Samurai13]

Major homer alert. tOSU can barely beat a shitty team like N'Western and a barely average team in Michigan. tOSU is not going undefeated vs. Ole Miss, Aggy, Bama, and LSU......

Just because Ole Miss beat up on Texas doesn't mean that they are a quality team.

 

[offshore1509]

well not every coach has a vote (which is dumb if you ask me... coaches voting is dumb, because they obviously don't watch the games... but if some are going to vote, they all should).

but yeah... obviously every SEC coach didn't vote for auburn #1.

and to the OP... it wouldn't be cheating any more than it was when mark stoops voted auburn 7th in 2004 or whatever the situation was.

Maybe he believed they were 7th.

 

[Shanemansj13]

That's fucking sick, but I can't look away.

 

[sakau2007]

I wish the 4 team playoff took the top 4 conference champs myself.

It should be mandatory to win your conference. Maybe we'd get to 4 superconferences sooner.

of course someone that is a fan of a team in the big 10 would rather see 4 conference champions instead of the 4 best teams.

 

[sakau2007]

Just because Ole Miss beat up on Texas doesn't mean that they are a quality team.

ole miss has has twice as many wins over ranked teams as michigan state and ohio state combined.

 

[TonyTheGator]

'Twas the Night After Auburn

'Twas the night after Auburn and all through the land, not a "Roll Tide" was uttered
by a Crimsom Tide fan.
They used to be boisterous, they used to be loud, they used to be boastful,
and cocky and proud.
But they lost all their swagger, they lost all their swing. For one little second
had changed everything.
The score it was even. The clock had run dry. When Nicholas Saban
then started to cry.
He demanded a second be put on the clock. The worse that could happen?
A miss or a block.
But fate it is fickle, and greed has a price, and what happened next
just wasn't too nice.
The previous kicks, wide left and wide right. So he put in a rookie,
'twas not very bright.
The kick was a boomer of 56 yards, but the extra yard needed
was not in the cards.
And back in the end zone a lone Tiger stood. He caught that ol' football,
he caught it real good.
He started to run, he heard the cheers grow. The Crimson Tide offense?
Too fat and too slow.
One hundred and nine he ran for a score. If needed he could have
run one hundred more
The crowd it erupted while storming the field. The Crimson Tide's season
was settled and sealed.
A cry of "War Eagle" soon echoed the plain. Nick Saban's expression
was one of pure pain.
And up in Ohio they shouted "Go Bucks" For it gave hope to all
well except for the Ducks.
And in Tuscaloosa you could hear a pin drop. And in Tallahassee
a tomahawk chop.
For the night after Auburn the Tide does not roll. The new boss in town wears garnet and gold.

 

[BamaTee1]

You left out the last two lines:

Then they realized they weren't Gators and hollered a cheer
then all the fan base went out and drank some beer!

 

[UNA Lion]

Saw that on the D2Football site earlier.

Guess folks are slower on the draw here.

 

[Team Mookie]

Wonderful verse...

 

[006]

Saw that on the D2Football site earlier.

Guess folks are slower on the draw here.

The one started at 5:24 pm ?

 

[TigerBait1971]

Maybe I'm cynical, but I find all these poems super ghey.

 

[sallynemo]

The new boss in town wears garnet and gold.



Is this your way of saying the buckeyes will now be 0-4 vs. FSU?

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Maybe I'm cynical, but I find all these poems super ghey.

This^^^^^^

 

[ellupo]

This^^^^^^

Bama fans have been singing sonets to Saban for years.

 

[bamabear82]

Bama fans have been singing sonets to Saban for years.

CUMs fault.

 

[bamabear82]

A barner I work with had to show me that Monday. He was all giddy. It was cute..... in a completely hetero way of course.