This offense kicks ass

[Caligula]

Reminds me of last year's offense. Looking forward to more of the same next years since the everyday players are locked up or under control!

#BuiltToWin

 

[TheSnowdog]

Everybody hits! woo hoo!

 

[Cedrique]

Reminds me of last year's offense. Looking forward to more of the same next years since the everyday players are locked up or under control!

#BuiltToWin

Lighten up, bro it ain't even Hittin' Weather yet!

 

[jvett77]

I better say this before June 1. We're better than the Cubs, DBacks, Bucos, and 'Stros.

 

[Omar 382]

Watching our offense day-in and day-out is comparative to taking Ambien

 

[Omar 382]

And to clarify what I said- I mean watching our offense is completely euphoric, addicting, and fun. I made a song about the Phillies everyone tell me what you think:

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rivals
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And the Phillies are watching you all with the eye of the tiger


It's not the best song ever, but it describes the Phillies completely. I just need to add a couple of verses in between and maybe repeat the chorus a couple of times and I might just have the hit needed to inspire this team to perform even better (if that's possible!) Let's go team!

 

[Omar 382]

Byrd another 30 home run season! Howard on pace to repeat those those gaudy '06 numbers! Cy Hamels is an absolute stud!

 

[Retroram52]

Eye of the tiger versus tiger turd. Let's see....??