Things Eagles Fans are known to do

[Iggloo]

My entire first hand knowledge of Alabama comes from driving through it on the way to Panama City Florida in College. On a main road in between highways and we pull up to this Old School, Paneled station wagon. Lady driving. What looks to be her 8 or 9 year old son in the passenger seat smoking a cigarette. I call your Oklahoma and raise you Alabama...

Well, you might be right there. I ain't gonna defend Alabama rednecks.

 

[jarntt]

Some people would go so far to say Dallas is just southern Oklahoma.

Outside of the NYC Metropolitan area, you are all pretty much Rednecks to us...

 

[Manster7588]

Well, you might be right there. I ain't gonna defend Alabama rednecks.

How do you circumcise an Alabaman?




















Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

[Manster7588]

How does a Alabama girl remain a virgin?














Out run her brother.

 

[PhillyGreen]

How does a Alabama girl remain a virgin?














Out run her brother.

LOL..... or don't let her go to the family reunion

 

[Tapey]

@Tapey put me down for starting another Eagles thread.

Fuck dude we need to get you some help, it's just not healthy for the Eagles and their fans to be living in your head like this

 

[mcnabb7542]

Oh thank god it was a dog, I was worried if was a cat the Asian jokes would be flying

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

So kind of like Arizona?

Actually yeah. The ONLY reason I moved to this dust bowl is cause I hate rain. I surrounded myself with liberals and diversity the minute I moved here. Even though we have some backwards ass politics much of Phoenix is liberal. But the rest of the state is fucked.

 

[Judge Fudge]

I've been spending money all night buying fishing gear for steelhead/salmon. PNW trip later next month. You do any fishing around where you live?

It's good up here. But higher up in BC

 

[mcnabb7542]

Fuck dude we need to get you some help, it's just not healthy for the Eagles and their fans to be living in your head like this

Thank god someone finally said it!

 

[handicappers]

Actually yeah. The ONLY reason I moved to this dust bowl is cause I hate rain. I surrounded myself with liberals and diversity the minute I moved here. Even though we have some backwards ass politics much of Phoenix is liberal. But the rest of the state is fucked.

Liar

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

Liar

So tell me why I moved to Phoenix then? It’s funny how you know my own personal reasons for moving. You and @dbldwn711 are some strange dudes.

 

[dbldwn711]

So tell me why I moved to Phoenix then? It’s funny how you know my own personal reasons for moving. You and @dbldwn711 are some strange dudes.

You’re the master of hyperbole... and an idiot.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

I see everyone is being entirely civil and otherwise cordial with each other.

 

[Manster7588]

I see everyone is being entirely civil and otherwise cordial with each other.

Fuck Civil and Cordial.

 

[Tapey]

Fuck Civil and Cordial.

Fuck her? I barely know her

 

[handicappers]

So tell me why I moved to Phoenix then? It’s funny how you know my own personal reasons for moving. You and @dbldwn711 are some strange dudes.

UMMM, because you LIE about almost everything or embellish the shit out of it to the point of it not being factual. You're a liar, a fraud, and a kept man. we call that a bitch ***** around these parts.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

UMMM, because you LIE about almost everything or embellish the shit out of it to the point of it not being factual. You're a liar, a fraud, and a kept man. we call that a bitch ***** around these parts.

Still can’t beat me so I don’t give a shit what you think. And that’s a fact

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

You’re the master of hyperbole... and an idiot.

Ok slurpee boy

 

[handicappers]

Still can’t beat me so I don’t give a shit what you think. And that’s a fact

Wrong...you get beaten all the time, moocher lover.
You claim homophobes have to answer at Heaven's Gate, and you aren't even religious. You've been beaten again.