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The Pats penalty for deflategate.

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Patriots franchise is forced to move to London in a attempt to help the league expansion. And, they must play all of their games on the road.
And they have to change their name to The Redcoats.
 

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Patriots franchise is forced to move to London in a attempt to help the league expansion. And, they must play all of their games on the road.

What an excellent solution, I like it!
 

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There will be punishment, it feels dirty to say it, makes you feel like a little kid caught lying. Pats got too cute. The punish is to Brady's image, poor guy. He made it, and he gets caught at the end like a little kid reaching in a cookie jar, tch tch, what a naughty boy.
 

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BREAKING NEWS - Gisele Bundchen confirmed that Brady forced her to install a football-style valve into her breast augmentation because (Brady) prefers them slightly under-inflated.

On a serious note, I'll believe the NFL will do something when they actually do it.
 

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Can you see the breaking news!
A complicated and drawn series of events have put the NFL champions once again in the spotlight:
Hey lookie there, the Pats are cheating again.
So what else is new?
 

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They will write a new rule about lying. "Lying is no longer permitted within the NFL due to the societal factors that surround such issues and the high traffic they ignite in the digital world. The definition of lying is under construction."
Fine print: unless you're Tom Brady
 

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Will Tom Brady reach the Chuck Norris level?
Cheating is part of the job description.
 

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How impressive are the lies on your course? Mine has huge lies in par fives and some sneaky ones on the par fours.
 

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Brady suspended half the season
Kraft banned for 4 games.
10 million dollar fine to go to charity. Not the Robert Kraft "helping younger 20's models pay rent" charity. But something like a children's hospital.
 

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Brady suspended half the season
Kraft banned for 4 games.
10 million dollar fine to go to charity. Not the Robert Kraft "helping 20 something models" charity. But something like a children's hospital.

This incident will force Brady's retirement. No way you can carry on with playing football carrying the cross of a cheater on your shoulder. Fans will boooo. Poor Brady, well not really - he made big bucks.
 

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This incident will force Brady's retirement. No way you can carry on with playing football carrying the cross of a cheater on your shoulder. Fans will boooo. Poor Brady, well not really - he made big bucks.

Don't think so. No way the "co-commish" allows anything to tarnish the reputation of Tom Terrific.
 

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Don't think so. No way the "co-commish" allows anything to tarnish the reputation of Tom Terrific.

Now it will be Tom the Terrific Liar. I wonder what poor Giselle thinks about the lie component. There are so many story lines so little time ...
 

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Tom the new and improved Tiger, Giselle strikes gold!
 

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Now it will be Tom the Terrific Liar. I wonder what poor Giselle thinks about the lie component. There are so many story lines so little time ...

Giselle will be gone within 5 years of his retirement. She's not know for her loyalty.
 

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No significant punishment coming for this. The league will probably make new policy to remove team access to game balls to ensure all meet the standard for proper inflation.
 

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The NFL has a major conflict of interest about actually doing anything about this. They'll probably make more money with Brady playing and the Patriots being the team that everyone hates then suspending Brady, taking away their championship and throwing down a fine.

You know the NFL is going to take the boos and take the cash and run with it.
 

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Total speculation on what I think the punishment will be (not what I think it should be):

$500k fine for Brady, not for the action, but the cover up and failure to "fully cooperate." Plus a 1-2 game suspension, that will be overturned on "appeal," resulting in none (hurts NFL bottom line too much)

The equipment/locker room guys with the funny-assed texts will be fired by the Pats, at the "suggestion" of the league office.

$1 million fine for the team.

Again, total speculation, based on nothing but a gut feel.
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Plus Brady has to be a cell mate for a week with his ex tight end.
I suppose I could take care of Giselle that week for him:heh:
 

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it will be fun to watch what integrity means to the nfl and brady lied to them !!!!
 

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The NFL has a major conflict of interest about actually doing anything about this. They'll probably make more money with Brady playing and the Patriots being the team that everyone hates then suspending Brady, taking away their championship and throwing down a fine.

You know the NFL is going to take the boos and take the cash and run with it.
That's why the brunt of the damage will probably in the form of removing a draft pick(s).
 

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This incident will force Brady's retirement. No way you can carry on with playing football carrying the cross of a cheater on your shoulder. Fans will boooo. Poor Brady, well not really - he made big bucks.
No way Brady is retiring this season. Goodell would never inflict that big of a punishment because removing Brady would harm the excitement of the AFC and hurt the NFL as a whole. I see the punishment as draft picks taken, money taken from Brady, and some kind of Kraft suspension.
 
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