The Lions Den

[Gulf of Brazil]

Pure comedy thread please.

done

 

[broncosmitty]

@LWM

I'm convinced the script for tonight's game had Denver winning.

Three total bullshit calls here in the 4th against NE. And I hate NE.

 

[broncosmitty]

DaFuq is "an excessive timeout"?

And why does the clock not stop on one of these miraculous TO's?

These refs are racking up points for me in fantasy, and I want NE to lose, like always, but this is fucking garbage.

And I don't have high school football to fall back on till August. Fuckers.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

@LWM

I'm convinced the script for tonight's game had Denver winning.

Three total bullshit calls here in the 4th against NE. And I hate NE.

Hahaha.... No love loss on this end!!! Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady both look like average QB's when their not getting the calls.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

DaFuq is "an excessive timeout"?

And why does the clock not stop on one of these miraculous TO's?

These refs are racking up points for me in fantasy, and I want NE to lose, like always, but this is fucking garbage.

And I don't have high school football to fall back on till August. Fuckers.

Hahaha... I'm watching the Game again on the NFL Network. I feel like McDonald's "I'm Lovin' It"

 

[Rollingthndr]

Dolphins fired OC Bill Lazor.

Dolphins QB coach Zac Taylor will replace Lazor at offensive coordinator the rest of the season, but it has become very clear Miami will completely clean house this offseason. Despite a strong showing last year, Lazor consistently abandoned the run too early and struggled with play calling inside the red zone this season. Ryan Tannehill also took a step back, and Lazor could never create effective protection packages to keep his almost comically unaware quarterback off the deck. Lazor was something of a hot name after last season, and he should get another shot to call plays in a less toxic situation.
Related: Dolphins

Source: Thayer Evans on Twitter



Wasn't this one of the assholes Mayhew wanted to hire?

 

[Gulf of Brazil]

Wasn't this one of the assholes Mayhew wanted to hire?

Yep ! and there were a few posters in here that liked the idea of having him come to Det

 

[RobBase]

Yep ! and there were a few posters in here that liked the idea of having him come to Det

Only because his name is Laser. If he was Bill Peashooter, I'd say pass.

 

[gandydancer]

Don't be surprised to see this actually help the rush D also.

Dolphins have a run game that is always deserted early and that offense is much like Lions offense. Had talent and bad coaching.

 

[broncosmitty]

@lionscanWIN

Is that your boy in there for the Ravens?

 

[gandydancer]

@lionscanWIN

Is that your boy in there for the Ravens?

You thinking Gilmore?

 

[gandydancer]

@lionscanWIN

Is that your boy in there for the Ravens?

I thought his boy was Daniel Brown from James Madison. Still on practice squad.

 

[gandydancer]

I thought his boy was Daniel Brown from James Madison. Still on practice squad.

Meant he was on PS all season. Yes that is the kid he spoke of. Smitty.

He's from over in the Norfolk area and where he's from.

 

[broncosmitty]

Meant he was on PS all season. Yes that is the kid he spoke of. Smitty.

He's from over in the Norfolk area and where he's from.

First game tonight, right?

 

[broncosmitty]

Lol @ Cleveland.

 

[gandydancer]

First game tonight, right?

Yes

 

[gandydancer]

Lol @ Cleveland.

Good teams find ways to win.... Whelp, bad teams find ways to lose.

 

[broncosmitty]

I need GPS to manage my alerts.

 

[Thruthefog]

That's one slow ship. I'm up to $5.80 now.

$11.20, screw publishing my novel, I'm getting a luxury box at Ford Field. Only several more thousand to go.

 

[Thruthefog]

Fuck.