The Lions Den

[Thruthefog]

I was wondering where those went. At least I still have this towel.

 

[Thruthefog]

Linehan is the Matt Millen of OCs.

 

[Thruthefog]

Sixty.

Now what?

 

[LPinSLC]

Happy Birthday?

 

[gandydancer]

Sixty.

Now what?

Cheap dates at Denny's

 

[LPinSLC]

Senior citizen discount double check?

 

[Thruthefog]

I think this is the point where the highlight of my day is supposed to be checking out the obituary page to see who I beat.

 

[gandydancer]

I think this is the point where the highlight of my day is supposed to be checking out the obituary page to see who I beat.

Are you reading the paper at 4:30AM and starting your day with metamucil before coffee? Naps before 11AM? Dinner by 4PM and setting a alarm to watch MNF?

For some reason I picture a response of

Feet hit the floor light a bowl.
Read the obits and smoke a bowl.
Breakfast and bowl
mid morning jay
Lunch and a bowl
mid day bowl
metamucil and a bowl
dinner and a bong
thanks to metamucil bowels and a bowl
late night special brownies and bed

Am I close or way off?

 

[broncosmitty]

I really love this thread.

 

[LPinSLC]

I like how random it is.

Fog, I never had you pegged at a day over 59.

 

[gandydancer]

Smitty I will say after surfing other team pages, we are one of the most off topic pages.

 

[Thruthefog]

Are you reading the paper at 4:30AM and starting your day with metamucil before coffee? Naps before 11AM? Dinner by 4PM and setting a alarm to watch MNF?

For some reason I picture a response of

Feet hit the floor light a bowl.
Read the obits and smoke a bowl.
Breakfast and bowl
mid morning jay
Lunch and a bowl
mid day bowl
metamucil and a bowl
dinner and a bong
thanks to metamucil bowels and a bowl
late night special brownies and bed

Am I close or way off?

If I'm up at 4:30 AM it's because I stayed up that late.
I only buy a newspaper if I have windows that need washing.
What's metamucil?
I drink hot tea.
Nap before 11 AM. Check.
Breakfast by 4 PM.
Uh.....you're way off.

 

[Thruthefog]

I have to go check on my horses. Please, when I come back, let the blood be running in the streets.

 

[broncosmitty]

I have to go check on my horses. Please, when I come back, let the blood be running in the streets.

How're the horses? The Grilled Stuft Nacho is worth every stinkin penny.

 

[Thruthefog]

How're the horses? The Grilled Stuft Nacho is worth every stinkin penny.

Never tried that. But I try to get an XXL Grilled Stuffed Burrito every football Sunday.

The horses aren't very smart. Stupid horses.

 

[themuzzer]

Just Called my cable company and upgraded tons of channels and cost me less then befrore.....

Pickles rock

Truth is a ole fuck, so am I

Smitty's box has dry rot

Stafford still rocks.

 

[Thruthefog]

Warning: 'Flavor Blasted' Goldfish will make you fat.

 

[Thruthefog]

A woman I bowl with in the summer league has made it her mission to find me a woman. She wasn't even fazed when I asked her if she was crazy.

This could be fun.

 

[Thruthefog]

I'm the guy that puts fun in funerals. My initial observation is that people aren't ready for it yet.

 

[themuzzer]

A woman I bowl with in the summer league has made it her mission to find me a woman. She wasn't even fazed when I asked her if she was crazy.

This could be fun.

I had the same thing happen to me, She found me a woman then got jealous afterwards.......Ah, the memories still linger.