The greatest Quarterback of all time turns 38 today. Write a birthday haiku for Tom!

[Rock Strongo]

penises here small
compensate with cheating cries
piss on your nut sacks

 

[sonnyblack65]

I hope Tom and his wife have issued pictures of Rock to their security team. God forbid he ever gets into a car accident near Rock's place or we're going to have a sequel to "Misery".

Or Deepthroat

 

[Cyder]

penises here small
compensate with cheating cries
piss on your nut sacks

 

[cerealboi]

If only Welker had used stickum, Thomas would be aiming for his 6th ring.

 

[Rock Strongo]

well done cyder?

 

[Cyder]

penises here small
compensate with cheating cries
piss on your nut sacks

I don't care bout Tom
I have my own idiot
Driving one forty

 

[#1BostonFan]

Tom Brady is the GOAT!!! That is all.

 

[Cyder]

well done cyder?

Damn computer froze
This computer sucks moose balls
I need a new one

 

[Rock Strongo]

If only Welker had used stickum, Thomas would be aiming for his 6th ring.

wes's hands too small
he ran a terrible route
last deal in crayon

 

[Rock Strongo]

I don't care bout Tom
I have my own idiot
Driving one forty

geno is special
but not in a good way tho
sheldons a dumb fuck

 

[Cyder]

geno is special
but not in a good way tho
sheldons a dumb fuck

Chad Pennington is
The best quarterback we've had
In thirty five years

 

[Rock Strongo]

Chad Pennington is
The best quarterback we've had
In thirty five years

hey, ken obrien
he had some good years for you
not browning nagle

 

[es4m11]

I thought Aaron Rodgers is only 31? Isn't his birthday 12/2?

 

[NEhomer]

who thought of haiku?
poets don't even like it
it sucks donkey balls

 

[Rock Strongo]

who thought of haiku?
poets don't even like it
it sucks donkey balls

stupid asians, man
they also buy used panties
in vending machines

 

[sonnyblack65]

I don't care bout Tom
I have my own idiot
Driving one forty

143 don't sell it short

 

[Cyder]

who thought of haiku?
poets don't even like it
it sucks donkey balls

That's not nice to say
Donkey balls have a purpose
Haiku's never will

 

[sonnyblack65]

Greatest QB? Must mean Tom Happy Bday Brady

 

[Cyder]

143 don't sell it short

I understand that
But we are doing haikus
And the 3 didn't fit

 

[Cyder]

143 don't sell it short

12 year old on board
Let's smoke some real good chronic
See you in game 9