The greatest Quarterback of all time turns 38 today. Write a birthday haiku for Tom!

[Rock Strongo]

tom brady is great
he makes you all so angry
win us a 5th ring

 

[Rock Strongo]

@HammerDown loves
hall of fame he screams in sleep
secretly wears uggs

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

....."Happy-Birthday" ....Tom.....!!

 

[Rock Strongo]

his wife makes more cash
he is not the bread winner
he is not the man

 

[HammerDown]

"birthday haiku"

 

[NEhomer]

Can't get a high five
Dances like a true faggot
Keeps stirring the Hoop

Happy birthday Mr. Brady. I won't bother with the all time great rating but it's all on the line for my team with 2 minutes left, there's no QB in history I'd take over Tom~

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

.....I'm only wearing my #12-jersey and my Uggz today......nothing else.........*hint/wink*...!

 

[Rock Strongo]

"birthday haiku"

its a cbs thing

 

[realityball]

Haiku is stupid:


Tom Brady is really great
Even though he's 38
Let's see him go another season
And win again with no other reason



V V V Place rainbow here

 

[Rock Strongo]

makes hammer angry
all that success and money
tom cheats at checkers

 

[Psych-Ward]

Wait, what???? Joe Montana is 38 again????

 

[Rock Strongo]

bay area joe
one hell of a quarterback
rice bathed in stickum

 

[NEhomer]

little Joe was good
Tom fuckin' Brady's better
big Ben is jealous

 

[Psych-Ward]

 

[Psych-Ward]

little Joe was good
Tom fuckin' Brady's better
big Ben is jealous

Tom Fuckin Brady sucks.....

the air out of balls

 

[Rock Strongo]

niners 0-lineman
slathered themselves in silicone
very easy blocks

 

[NEhomer]

Psych-Ward can't haiku
doesn't have the spirit to
Pittsburgh's such a dump

 

[Rock Strongo]

haiku involves brains
many here do not have them
ben raped 5 women

 

[Psych-Ward]

Patriots are cheats
Everyone knows it is true
Tom brady sucks balls

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Not in the Top 25

If you factor Cheating/Scandals, and ability to throw more than 7 yards accurately

Happy Birthday Tom