The greatest Quarterback of all time turns 38 today. Write a birthday haiku for Tom!

[sonnyblack65]

Unitas was the best. Tough.

Not as tough as Brady but pretty tough. Brady has more QB sneaks than any QB and success rate is great, he's not afraid of getting hit. Now Luck is a tough mofo and Ben too

 

[beardown07]

 

[Wamu]

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[Rock Strongo]

 

[Wamu]

 

[Rock Strongo]

 

[Wamu]

 

[huskers1217]

Tony Eason >>> Tom Brady

 

[Wamu]

Tony Eason >>> Tom Brady

Tom Hodson > Tom Brady

 

[sonnyblack65]

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I don;t get it?

 

[sonnyblack65]

Tom Hodson > Tom Brady

Manziel better than both $$$$$$$

 

[Wamu]

Manziel better than both $$$$$$$

I'm now convinced that Browns owner Jimmy Haslam wasted a 1st round pick on Johnny College just to make sure his team continues to suck.

 

[sonnyblack65]

I'm now convinced that Browns owner Jimmy Haslam wasted a 1st round pick on Johnny College just to make sure his team continues to suck.

Haslam? sounds like a terrorist name, he helping Isis instead of Browns?

 

[Cyder]

tom brady is great
he makes you all so angry
win us a 5th ring

I was shocked when I logged onto this thread and it was you that posted it. Shocked I tells ya!

 

[Oldschool739]

tom brady is great
he makes you all so angry
win us a 5th ring

Happy B'day Tommy Boy....

 

[sonnyblack65]

I was shocked when I logged onto this thread and it was you that posted it. Shocked I tells ya!

Give him time Cyder, Rocko will come out of his shell

 

[Wamu]

Haslam? sounds like a terrorist name, he helping Isis instead of Browns?

Haslam the self proclaimed "1,000% $tealer$ fan" actually owned about 2% of Duh $tealer$ before he bought the Browns.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Tom's hands so tiny
The balls must be deflated
Pats fans lose their minds

 

[Cyder]

Give him time Cyder, Rocko will come out of his shell

I hope Tom and his wife have issued pictures of Rock to their security team. God forbid he ever gets into a car accident near Rock's place or we're going to have a sequel to "Misery".

 

[sonnyblack65]

Tom's hands so tiny
The balls must be deflated
Pats fans lose their minds

Actually Brady's hands are huge, he can almost wrap half of Barry Bonds head with those claws after Barry did his enhancements