The greatest Quarterback of all time turns 38 today. Write a birthday haiku for Tom!

[Rock Strongo]

sonny hates haiku
he prefers 'roses are red'
and 'violets are blue'

 

[Rock Strongo]

12 year old on board
Let's smoke some real good chronic
See you in game 9

how dare you forget
he had a loaded gun too
bad babysitting

 

[Cyder]

how dare you forget
he had a loaded gun too
bad babysitting

What do you expect
From an idiot who thought
Wilson was guilty

 

[sonnyblack65]

I understand that
But we are doing haikus
And the 3 didn't fit

Your the poet not me. 9th grade didn't learn me so well

 

[sonnyblack65]

What do you expect
From an idiot who thought
Wilson was guilty

Wilson is guilty as a 1 dollar bill. I think Rocko was playing the "what if" game

 

[Cyder]

Wilson is guilty as a 1 dollar bill. I think Rocko was playing the "what if" game

I was referring to Mr 143, not Rock

 

[sonnyblack65]

I was referring to Mr 143, not Rock

My bad man Strongo is one of my peeps

 

[redseat]

Patriots are cheats
Everyone knows it is true
Tom brady sucks balls

COme on Psych-Ward - I know you can do better!

 

[Psych-Ward]

COme on Psych-Ward - I know you can do better!

Already have!!!!

 

[redseat]

Already have!!!!

didn't look through entire thread.... Though I should have I'm guessing

 

[TheDayMan]

Happy birthday douche
likes to play with saggy balls
tom b is a douche

 

[Rock Strongo]

Happy birthday douche
likes to play with saggy balls
tom b is a douche

russel wilsons throw
now plunkett has more titles
Rypien, fewer L's

 

[redseat]

 

[Rock Strongo]

if wilson completes
deflate gate goes away fast
probably a fine

 

[WizardHawk]

Another year gone
Rock's still willing to swallow
Most others lament

 

[Scooby-Doo]

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Quite possibly the post of the year.

 

[J-Rod]

Not only you added a decade to that man's age, but Tebow's birthday is not until the 14th.

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

Tom Brady cheated
By deflating all his balls
He'll soon remove them

His gender I.D.
Wasn't assigned correctly
He's female at heart

After surgeries
Tom will be like Cait Jenner
Her new name's Tammy

She'll soon inflate balls
And put them inside her chest
Giselle may not mind

This will redeem Him
From deflating all his balls
By inflating more.

Good luck as a girl(ish)
You already act like one
A Smooth transition

Oh, I forgot. Happy birthday!

 

[Rock Strongo]

Tom Brady cheated
By deflating all his balls
He'll soon remove them

His gender I.D.
Wasn't assigned correctly
He's female at heart

After surgeries
Tom will be like Cait Jenner
Her new name's Tammy

She'll soon inflate balls
And put them inside her chest
Giselle may not mind

This will redeem Him
From deflating all his balls
By inflating more.

Good luck as a girl(ish)
You already act like one
A Smooth transition

jay cutler is yours
im sure youre sorry to hear
smoke on the cycle

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

jay cutler is yours
im sure youre sorry to hear
smoke on the cycle

This season is lost
Cuz Cutler is our QB
Pray for injury