The greatest Quarterback of all time turns 38 today. Write a birthday haiku for Tom!

[BigKen]

Not in the Top 25

If you factor Cheating/Scandals, and ability to throw more than 7 yards accurately

Happy Birthday Tom

Other than this deflate bullshit, please inform us of any other "scandals" that Tom Brady has been identified as a participant.

Other than Julian Edelman, please inform us of all of the QBs who have played in the NFL who have never completed a pass 7 yards or under.................and are in the top 25.

Better yet, please back up your claim with the total number passes under 7 yards thrown by Brady out of the
7168 attempts, 4551 Completions so we can subtract those from his 53258 total passing yards.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Other than this deflate bullshit, please inform us of any other "scandals" that Tom Brady has been identified as a participant.

Other than Julian Edelman, please inform us of all of the QBs who have played in the NFL who have never completed a pass 7 yards or under.................and are in the top 25.

Better yet, please back up your claim with the total number passes under 7 yards thrown by Brady out of the
7168 attempts, 4551 Completions so we can subtract those from his 53258 total passing yards.

this is a slippery slope with dirt, careful.

 

[gohusk]

hands so small and soft
Somebody grab a needle
Oh shit, caught again!

 

[sonnyblack65]

sonny hates haiku
he prefers 'roses are red'
and 'violets are blue'

sonny hates haiku
he prefers 'roses are red'
and 'violets are blue'

Rocko your my man

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

hands so small and soft
Somebody grab a needle
Oh shit, caught again!

He'd be good for a Burger King commercial!

 

[Rex Racer]

Montana was a system QB. If it wasn't for Bill Walsh you'd have never heard of him.

Bro don't dis the second best QB of all time, and funny part is that Brady grew up being a Montana fan. Just like Manning grew up being a Favre fan and took his TD record from him[/QUOTE]

Not dissing Montana, just pointing out the obvious flaw in the same claim against Brady............ and fishing.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

my girl is pregnant
better get the fuck out now
Giselle here I come

 

[sonnyblack65]

my girl is pregnant
better get the fuck out now
Giselle here I come

Are these things suppose to rhyme?

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Are these things suppose to rhyme?

Beats me, maybe some of the resident English majors can help us out.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Beats me, maybe some of the resident English majors can help us out.

Cmon if Saget squash this,I have no clue

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Cmon if Saget squash this,I have no clue

I don't believe he was an English major. Fun fact: In his book he claimed that he seriously considered becoming a doctor at one point. However his high school English teacher convinced him he was too much of a comedic genius to not pursue film/acting. He also stated that he didn't think he could be a doctor because he wasn't sure he could keep an erection down when examining anybody under the age of 8 or over the age of 80.

 

[MISKO]

 

[Eugene Baker III]

Joe Montana is the GOAT. Tattoo that on your hand.

 

[tedman2012]

Rocko your my man

which one of you is the top ?

 

[tedman2012]

poor guys ballons have no air . that deflator must have got to them also as a joke .

 

[pennstatenut]

A great Patriot
So was Benedict Arnold
Now a piece of shit.