Second cup of Coffee Talk

[KennyBanyeah]

Realtor: Okay, what are your needs?
Her: I must have a ranch style with a second floor. It has to be modern, but with vintage touches. I have to have a pool, but do not want any outdoor space and it must have two bathrooms for every bedroom and I want to be able to see the ocean.
Realtor: We're in Montana
Her: OCEAN VIEW
Realtor: *scribbling* Okay. You?
Him: I hate pools, and I want at least 75% of the house to be outdoor space. It has to have a man cave and a 3 car garage. And It can't have any right angles. I want a Yurt. A modern, vintage yurt. In the city center. But it has to be a quiet neighborhood. Close to work. And School. But I don't want to ever see any kids walking around outside.
Realtor: *scribbling*. What else?
Both: We don't mind something that needs updates, but we will shit ourselves if we don't like the paint in any room.

And for the love of all that's holy there

MUST


BE

A

DOUBLE

SINK

IN

THE

ENSUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[forty_three]

Realtor: So you want a "tiny house"?
Her: Yes, but I want granite in the kitchen. Each of our four kids needs a seperate bedroom. Plus we have eleven dogs and 6 motorcycles that need to be stored inside. And it's can't be bigger than 300 Sq ft.Budget is $12,300
Realtor: *blam*!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Realtor: So you want nice house in Bolivia?
Her: Si signor
Him: Yes it must be close to the local Costco and 5 minutes from the nearest In and Out burger would be ideal
Realtor: Que?
Her: Also we want it to be typical of the countries culture but in the white part of town
Realtor: Como?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

swear to god i saw an episode of House Hunters International from Italy and the american woman focused on the bidet when they got to the bathroom and made this face like "I cant wait to be seduced"

 

[forty_three]

swear to god i saw an episode of House Hunters International from Italy and the american woman focused on the bidet when they got to the bathroom and made this face like "I cant wait to be seduced"

"Are these vibrators included in the price?"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

'Rogue' Radioshack Facebook page lashes out at customers - BBC News

 

[dare2be]

I don't care who they were, they get an 'A' for cleverness.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Im gonna guess the "bad deal" here is that the cdn policy is protectionist and the us dairy farmer doesnt have free unfettered access to sell their product in canada

I guess when trump starts winning i can use all my garbage bags on gas and not cheap milk when i go down south

irony

 

[jstewismybastardson]

TRDUMBP : HEY CANADA!!! YOU BUY AMERICAN TOO!!!

ME: WTF ... I GOT GARBAGE BAGS TO PROVE I ALREADY DO???

 

[forty_three]

'Rogue' Radioshack Facebook page lashes out at customers - BBC News

LOL. I cannot confirm or deny the fact that I might know who is behind that.

Reynoldsburg is a 'burb here in Columbus.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

LOL. I cannot confirm or deny the fact that I might know who is behind that.

Reynoldsburg is a 'burb here in Columbus.

yah I was gonna ask if this was in reference to you ... "Always hated all you p---k customers anyway"

 

[forty_three]

yah I was gonna ask if this was in reference to you ... "Always hated all you p---k customers anyway"

I haven't been in a Radio Shack ever since I discovered transistors on Amazon for 8 cents each. I get my WWII Era Electronics serviced that way now.


The guy behind it is a friend of a friend. I rode with him in a big charity bike ride the last few years. My friend has been liking every post on facebook, so I've been seeing it for a few weeks. Funny stuff.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

irony

If this is the start of the trade war, bring it.

50% of my suppliers are from MI/OH/IL/WI/NY/PA. There are many, many companies in S. Ontario in the same boat. That would be a massive economy to piss off considering Trump won 4 of those states.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

LOL

Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent Visited the Trump White House to Destroy What Remains of America's Respectability

 

[Comeds]

I haven't been in a Radio Shack ever since I discovered transistors on Amazon for 8 cents each. I get my WWII Era Electronics serviced that way now.

Huh. This guy thinks he is too good for the battery of the month club.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

LOL

Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent Visited the Trump White House to Destroy What Remains of America's Respectability

now officially the White trash House

 

[KennyBanyeah]

More

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

More

The leap in judgment from naming Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, who regardless of what you think of some of his decisions is at the very least a very capable and learned jurist at the level of the man he's replacing on the bench, to naming Jeff Sessions AG, a man who likely has entertained guests by performing in blackface at some point in his life, is an amazing example of just how weird everything is. The administration makes one "What in tarnation?!?!" choice after every "Huh, that was oddly competent" choice.

 

[Groo]

LOL

Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent Visited the Trump White House to Destroy What Remains of America's Respectability

 

[forty_three]

LOL

Sarah Palin, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent Visited the Trump White House to Destroy What Remains of America's Respectability

Didn't Ted Nugent say he'd be dead or in Jail if Obama got re-elected five years ago?

Why isn't he dead or in jail? We'd all be happier is he was dead or in jail.