Second cup of Coffee Talk

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About the military

About Syria

About the press and the taxes

What was the president trying to say?

We're just as baffled as you probably are.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[thedddd]

State Department website touts glittering history of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate

 

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Well, you knew this was only a matter of time...

U.S. to impose duties as high as 24% on Canadian softwood lumber, commerce secretary says

 

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CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.

“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump

 

[Groo]

CHICAGO (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance at the University of Chicago on Monday, former President Barack Obama unloaded a relentless barrage of complete sentences in what was widely seen as a brutal attack on his successor, Donald Trump.

Appearing at his first public event since leaving office, Obama fired off a punishing fusillade of grammatically correct sentences, the likes of which the American people have not heard from the White House since he departed.

“He totally restricted his speech to complete sentences,” Tracy Klugian, a student at the event, said. “It was the most vicious takedown of Trump I’d ever seen.”

“About five or six sentences in, I noticed that all of his sentences had both nouns and verbs in them,” Carol Foyler, another student, said. “I couldn’t believe he was going after Trump like that.”

Obama’s blistering deployment of complete sentences clearly got under the skin of their intended target, who, moments after the event, responded with an angry tweet: “Obama bad (or sick) guy. Failing. Sad!”

Obama’s Barrage of Complete Sentences Seen as Brutal Attack on Trump

Oh Man ! That's so "unintelligible" great !

 

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Stuff is starting to get really real.

The USS Michigan -- a guided-missile submarine -- is expected to make a visible port call in South Korea on Tuesday, according to a US defense official.

The official described the move as a show of force amid tensions between the US and North Korea.

The US Navy submarine is expected to dock in the port city of Busan, South Korea, on the same day that North Korea celebrates the 85th anniversary of the founding of the Korean People's Army.

A port call involves stopping at a foreign port for supplies, repairs or transshipment of cargo.

USS Michigan nuclear sub heads to South Korea - CNNPolitics.com

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

Ughh, political correctness

My Larry Flynt's Hustler Club lanyard strap is supposedly not work appropriate.

 

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I guess it's Canada's fault that Wisconsin has more dairy cattle than all of Canada and that they continue to overproduce milk even though all signs have indicated that they should curtail production.

 

[Comeds]

I guess it's Canada's fault that Wisconsin has more dairy cattle than all of Canada and that they continue to overproduce milk even though all signs have indicated that they should curtail production.

Good one.

 

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But hey, the stock market is going great guns again today (Dow poised to go over 21,000), so it's not all doom and gloom.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

But hey, the stock market is going great guns again today (Dow poised to go over 21,000), so it's not all doom and gloom.

still think a market correction is coming ... just hope its not a pre-emptive nuclear strike that does it

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^ becaaaaaaaaaaaaaause ...



/I hope not to see the Macleans story ..."Did this Fox panel start a nuclear war?"

 

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Nasdaq tops 6,000 mark for first time ever

 

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lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lol

that cedar? muricans will chop it down, mill it for shingles and then charge us 20%

 

[elocomotive]

lol

So I guess the guy in charge of the project's finances is a hedge fund manager.

 

[Groo]

lol

Might want to plant some of these along the side

 

[elocomotive]

Might want to plant some of these along the side

On the American side of the hedge, we'll set up traps to catch milk thieves...