Report: ESPN Broadcaster Set to Replace Malzahn at Auburn

[Eco]

Report: ESPN Broadcaster Set to Replace Malzahn at Auburn
Wednesday, November 22, 2017

When news surfacing that Auburn and Gus Malzahn are going to part ways after this year, along with the news about more layoffs coming from ESPN; it should be no surprise that a lot of ESPN's broadcasters are rumored to be going back to their roots of coaching.

Reports have already been swirling about Gruden going to Tennessee, Chip to Florida, among others, so it should be no surprise that Auburn is going being thrown into the mix of snapping up one of ESPN's unemployed workers.

The more surprising part of this story is that the broadcaster in question is Beth Mowins. Beth, born in Syracuse, will likely be replacing Gus Malzahn at Auburn starting next year. The inside source says Beth brings absolutely no talent, or experience, but she's a woman so 'there's that'.

ESPN was quick to make a comment by immediately tweeting 'Win Win FOR US!', however the tweet has since been removed.

Beth Mowins, age 50, is set to be become Auburn's 27 Head coach after the Tigers appearance in the 2017 Capital One Bowl.

Can't say I'm too surprised. Just the timing seems odd.

 

[batchaps4me]

Can't say I'm too surprised. Just the timing seems odd.

That is funny no matter who you are!!!!

 

[CorpRebel]

That would be one way to get her outta the broadcasting booth...

 

[potzer25]

Nice

 

[Hook'Em0608]

Auburn you are doing a public service and deserve praise from all college football fans.

 

[Eco]

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Beths teams will be Mowin down opponents, or lawns on campus, we're not sure which yet.

 

[B_dub]

 

[Eco]

Beths teams will be Mowin down opponents, or lawns on campus, we're not sure which yet.

She'll be mowin down Sorority Row if you catch my drift...

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

She'll be mowin down Sorority Row if you catch my drift...

Rug muncher is apparent

 

[TheReal_NU]

Holy Shit.

I'm still laughing. This is Gold.

"Win Win for us" Per ESPN.

And all of College Football.

 

[tabascojet]

Can't say I'm too surprised. Just the timing seems odd.

it was her time of the month to be recognized.....

 

[Innermind]

Wood.

 

[Ojb81]

Wood.

"yeah? Got a pussy? No? Hit the road"
-Beth

 

[Wild Turkey]

She has to be able to draw up better passing routes so I'm for any improvement.

 

[Eco]

Holy Shit.

I'm still laughing. This is Gold.

"Win Win for us" Per ESPN.

And all of College Football.

Cheers, I'll be here all week.

 

[tnapucco]

She'll be mowin down Sorority Row if you catch my drift...

I bet her wife is only half as crazy as Gus's.

 

[podsox]

Her team will be prepared for early kickoffs