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Remember the 7th grade QB Lane Kiffin offered a USC Scholarship?

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Read about him in Sports Illustrated about a month ago. Interesting story. Probably makes for a better CFB topic than an NFL one.
 

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Read about him in Sports Illustrated about a month ago. Interesting story. Probably makes for a better CFB topic than an NFL one.
that board sucks
 

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He looks too dumb to be a QB. WR probably a better fit
 

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Nope. Sounds like something Lane Kiffen would just say to get a $100K bonus to bang some hot chick and then just "Oh yah lol" whatever it when the kid actually reached college age.
 

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Nope. Sounds like something Lane Kiffen would just say to get a $100K bonus to bang some hot chick and then just "Oh yah lol" whatever it when the kid actually reached college age.

You're not kidding. He gets all that cash and then he blows it bringing hot blondes with big tits to Universal Studios.

No really I saw him there chillin' in Harry Potter World during the offseason. I'm not sure if he was trying to get noticed or not though. On one hand he was at Harry Potter World, which might be the least likely place on earth for someone to recognize him. But on the other hand he was wearing FAU shorts which is a dead giveaway because no one wears FAU apparel.
 

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Oh come on, with that avatar you have to go with this:

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When I was a kid, I, like many others, dreamed of being a QB. Unfortunately for me, my dreams were dashed really early because I have a minor disability that does not allow me to fully extend my arms (they only go to about 150 degrees), which limits your throwing motion.

I still played football, as a Linebacker, through high school, but was certainly not good enough to make the jump to division 1.

However, if you told me in 7th grade, that I had a scholarship to USC to play quarterback. . .

Even with my disability, I would have made that shit fucking work. I would have been the greatest 35 yards and in QB in history!

Glad the kid is doing well! Just wanted to share my "I could have made it big time" story, even if I didn't have the talent.
 

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Oh come on, with that avatar you have to go with this:

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I thought about it. But couldn’t bring myself to post it. Charlie Bucket is my boy. Best movie ever! And don’t even mention Depps version of the movie. Total disgrace to the original.
 

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I thought about it. But couldn’t bring myself to post it. Charlie Bucket is my boy. Best movie ever! And don’t even mention Depps version of the movie. Total disgrace to the original.

Agreed. I shut it off when I saw it on tv and the fat kid was being sucked into the chocolate tube. That's as far as I got into that abomination.
 

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By the way, where is Kiffin now?

HCing @ Florida Atlantic University I believe. Least I think that's the name of the school. That was right after he was 86ed off the Bama coaching staff. He might've had 3 more jobs since than.
 
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