Red Sox expand lead, Yanks lose & try to cheat the system

[Most Driven]

Dear MD

How did Ichiro Kamazaki do last night?

A glorious 3 for 4, 2 runs, 2 RBI, HR and SB


No coincidence the Rangers pulled away when Girardi took him out of the game.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

He lost.

Someone needs to tell Girardi that Joba Chamberlain should never be inserted into a game that hasn't been decided yet

 

[HammerDown]

The whiny Yenta voice can shrivel a dick like no other

 

[Down38st8]

his team lost

I win again

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Word

The whiny Yenta voice can shrivel a dick like no other

I see a dime piece on the elevator or train and overhear her talking like a Yenta, she immediately becomes a penny

I'd still do a hot yenta.

Racist.

 

[Most Driven]

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I'd still do a hot yenta.

Racist.

As long as I got a Pulp Fiction ball gag handy, I agree

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I did New Orleans for 7 years, I can't tell you how many chicks from Baton Rouge (LSU) and Tulane I fucked down there. If I would have to have caught some disease where a testicle fell off, that would be a case.

I was nailing this Puerto Rican marine bilogist from Gainsville, who I met there, I used to fly down there every 2 weeks. My testicles thanked me. As for the accents, Southern Louisiana is bad, but you should hear central North Carolina, even worse.

 

[Paul Fizzle]

Ooooh that sounds "different." Was she totally silent?

No .... she made really strange deaf people type noises, which just made things even weirder.

When I approached her at the bar .... I had no idea she was deaf.

After I broke the ice with a cheesy pick-up line, she smiled, then pulled out a tablet and began writing.

I was like damn .... this chic is giving me her number already?

Instead, she informed me she was deaf ..... which at the time, I didn't really care cuz she was kinda cute, and I figured she'd be an easy target cuz most dudes probably turn her down.

We passed notes back and forth for about an hour ..... then she invited me back to her place, which is where the evening started to turn sour.

For one, she lived in a trailer, which almost prompted me to bounce right away.
She also had a pet Llama .... an animal I had never seen before or even knew existed. I hate wildlife, I don't trust it, especially if I have no fuckiing idea what it is. Damn think looks like a jaundice Giraffe.

Anyway .... to make a long story short, despite the obvious warnings, I did the deed anyway.

The next day .... I woke up with the drips and had to get treated at the only Medical center in Wyoming which was 2 hours away from my hotel, in town called Cheyenne. Thank god it cleared up before I got home, wives typically get pissed when their husbands come home with an STD. Thank god for Penicillin.

Ever since then .... I've hated all Handicap people ..... and I park in their spaces any chance I get

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

As for the accents, Southern Louisiana is bad, but you should hear central North Carolina, even worse.

Central Bad Carolina has been tainted with yanquis transplants, which have corrupted their once elegant and flowing speech.

 

[Most Driven]

No .... she made really strange deaf people type noises, which just made things even weirder.

When I approached her at the bar .... I had no idea she was deaf.

After I broke the ice with a cheesy pick-up line, she smiled, then pulled out a tablet and began writing.

I was like damn .... this chic is giving me her number already?

Instead, she informed me she was deaf ..... which at the time, I didn't really care cuz she was kinda cute, and I figured she'd be an easy target cuz most dudes probably turn her down.

We passed notes back and forth for about an hour ..... then she invited me back to her place, which is where the evening started to turn sour.

For one, she lived in a trailer, which almost prompted me to bounce right away.
She also had a pet Llama .... an animal I had never seen before or even knew existed. I hate wildlife, I don't trust it, especially if I have no fuckiing idea what it is. Damn think looks like a jaundice Giraffe.

Anyway .... to make a long story short, despite the obvious warnings, I did the deed anyway.

The next day .... I woke up with the drips and had to get treated at the only Medical center in Wyoming which was 2 hours away from my hotel, in town called Cheyenne. Thank god it cleared up before I got home, thank god for Penicillin.

Ever since then .... I've hated all Handicap people ..... and I park in their spaces any chance I get

This is hilarious

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

For one, she lived in a trailer, which almost prompted me to bounce right away.
She also had a pet Llama .... an animal I had never seen before or even knew existed. I hate wildlife, I don't trust it, especially if I have no fuckiing idea what it is. Damn think looks like a jaundice Giraffe.

Wow, you did Napolean Dynamite's Grandmother??? No wonder she turned Lesbo.

 

[Rock Strongo]

No .... she made really strange deaf people type noises, which just made things even weirder.

When I approached her at the bar .... I had no idea she was deaf.

After I broke the ice with a cheesy pick-up line, she smiled, then pulled out a tablet and began writing.

I was like damn .... this chic is giving me her number already?

Instead, she informed me she was deaf ..... which at the time, I didn't really care cuz she was kinda cute, and I figured she'd be an easy target cuz most dudes probably turn her down.

We passed notes back and forth for about an hour ..... then she invited me back to her place, which is where the evening started to turn sour.

For one, she lived in a trailer, which almost prompted me to bounce right away.
She also had a pet Llama .... an animal I had never seen before or even knew existed. I hate wildlife, I don't trust it, especially if I have no fuckiing idea what it is. Damn think looks like a jaundice Giraffe.

Anyway .... to make a long story short, despite the obvious warnings, I did the deed anyway.

The next day .... I woke up with the drips and had to get treated at the only Medical center in Wyoming which was 2 hours away from my hotel, in town called Cheyenne. Thank god it cleared up before I got home, wives typically get pissed when their husbands come home with an STD. Thank god for Penicillin.

Ever since then .... I've hated all Handicap people ..... and I park in their spaces any chance I get

dude

i dated a deaf chick for a year

stephanie

smoked her first J with me

i totally get you with the noises

her saying "i want to suck your cock", she sounded like a retarded chick

i had to tel her not to talk when we fucked

 

[heatwave31]

Good mornin bitches

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

 

[Paul Fizzle]

This is hilarious

I can laugh about in now ... but it sure wasn't funny back then.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

I love Wyoming.

 

[Down38st8]

Good mornin bitches

want R.A. Dickey still? he's still available...

need starting pitching in return though...was thinking a 2 for 1 for Gio...let me know what you think.

 

[Most Driven]

For the only other hockey fan here (Rock)

Lecavalier being bought out

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Someone needs to tell Girardi that Joba Chamberlain should never be inserted into a game that hasn't been decided yet

joba for bailey?

you in?