Phillies 2021 season thread

[California Creme Puffs]

They're losing to a guy named Connor Overton? Is he wearing boat shoes? WTF

Imagine you're a Make-A-Wish Foundation kid and you choose September 23rd as the day for your first (and probably last if we're being honest) Phillies game, and your bald-ass walks into CBP and watches this bullshit

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Didi! Also WTF Knapp

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Come on Segura

 

[Cedrique]

Imagine you're a Make-A-Wish Foundation kid and you choose September 23rd as the day for your first (and probably last if we're being honest) Phillies game, and your bald-ass walks into CBP and watches this bullshit

I can't give that a "funny" or "like" . I would be labeled insensitive. But wait---they're coming back----for the kids!

 

[Cedrique]

Get the fuck out of here Connor. See you back at the frat house.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Just saw the Make-A-Wish kid coming out of the bathroom with a smudge of coke on his nostril... he was like "LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!"

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Oh shit... they're actually showing Mickey Morandini hanging out with a kid with cancer now

 

[California Creme Puffs]

Braves lost to the D-Backs earlier today... let's get some runs boys

 

[Cedrique]

Oh shit... they're actually showing Mickey Morandini hanging out with a kid with cancer now

I always thought mickey looked like he just got out of chemo

 

[Cedrique]

They gotta finish this thing off

 

[Cedrique]

What do you reckon the combined IQ of the "Knapp Sacks" gang is?

 

[California Creme Puffs]

I always thought mickey looked like he just got out of chemo

Yeah I agree... not everyone can have your handsome hair and general debonair looks as they get old, Cedrique.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

What do you reckon the combined IQ of the "Knapp Sacks" gang is?

15... ok actually 10

 

[California Creme Puffs]

I always thought mickey looked like he just got out of chemo

I was going to respond with a joke involving Michael Jackson, but I decided that it was too low for even me

 

[Cedrique]

Yeah I agree... not everyone can have your handsome hair and general debonair looks as they get old, Cedrique.

Actually I was talking about his playing days. I remember him being a skinny motherfucker. He obviously wasn't putting steroids on his cereal like Lenny.

 

[Cedrique]

If the top of the order can't at least tie this thing up then fuck this team

 

[Cedrique]

Torreyes!

 

[jvett77]

Wahoo!

 

[Cedrique]

This team is ridiculous. When they're down 2-0 it's like an insurmountable lead but when they spot a team 6 or 7 they come back like it's nothing.

 

[Cedrique]

Kuhl story bro!