OT: Winter Is Coming | Game of Thrones Discussion Thread

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Anyway, I'll be here in a hundred years for when the new capitalist republic goes Commie and forced collectivization starves Dorne.

 

[Comeds]

The biggest disappointment to me was that we did not get to hear Podrick sing in the finale.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

No point. That was Bran's sneaky way of getting Jon out of harm's way in Kings Landing. Bran (and maybe Tyrion) knew as soon as Jon got North he would keep riding and open up that fishing lodge with Tormund and Ghost.

And find himself a new ginger minge

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Sounds like you guys didnt stay for the credits

 

[BGDave]

The credits did not mention that Jon obtained his realtor licence and is now hawking real estate.

For sale, lovely CASTLES.

A little TLC and you can have a home fit for a King. We have several properties available, including this spectacular property in lovely Eastwatch

Call 555-JON-SNOW today! Don't wait, these will not stay on the market long.

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

Me and Mom are working on some pretty cool fan fiction. Despite never seeing or knowing nothing about the show; shes got some solid ideas. In our story a wizened old Tyrion travels far north to see a just as stupid as ever Jon Snow regarding something they found in the snow. (spoiler alert - its NYC hubcap! WTF?!?!) There they join forces to figure this out, and to drink and whore wildlings.

 

[BGDave]

Me and Mom are working on some pretty cool fan fiction. Despite never seeing or knowing nothing about the show; shes got some solid ideas. In our story a wizened old Tyrion travels far north to see a just as stupid as ever Jon Snow regarding something they found in the snow. (spoiler alert - its NYC hubcap! WTF?!?!) There they join forces to figure this out, and to drink and whore wildlings.

Nice.

I would keep HBO for that series.

/love the Planet of the Apes reference

 

[Comeds]

Nice.

I would keep HBO for that series.

/love the Planet of the Apes reference

Thanks but the project is on hold. Mom is impossible to work with.

 

[mattola]

Me and Mom are working on some pretty cool fan fiction. Despite never seeing or knowing nothing about the show; shes got some solid ideas. In our story a wizened old Tyrion travels far north to see a just as stupid as ever Jon Snow regarding something they found in the snow. (spoiler alert - its NYC hubcap! WTF?!?!) There they join forces to figure this out, and to drink and whore wildlings.

You had me at white wildlings

 

[BGDave]

You had me at white wildlings

It's a nice day for that

 

[mattola]

You had me at white wildlings

It's a nice day for that

Was supposed to be whore wildings, but now it just sounds racist....

 

[BGDave]

Was supposed to be whore wildings, but now it just sounds racist....

Maybe you should


wait for it



"Start again"



/its Friday and yes I have the darn song stuck in my head

 

[RobToxin]

Maybe you should


wait for it



"Start again"



/its Friday and yes I have the darn song stuck in my head

Well, it is a nice day for it.

 

[SLY]

It would’ve been great if this story ended with the Night King ending all humanity and Westeros in eternal darkness.

No one would’ve saw that coming.

 

[mattola]

It would’ve been great if this story ended with the Night King ending all humanity and Westeros in eternal darkness.

No one would’ve saw that coming.

I was actually hoping that would be the actual finish with a small group alive (Arya, Jon, Tyrion and tormund on the run). I really wanted the night king to win

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I was actually hoping that would be the actual finish with a small group alive (Arya, Jon, Tyrion and tormund on the run). I really wanted the night king to win

Night King was my second choice behind Littlefinger. Two best strategists in the game both suffered the lamest of totally foreseeable and avoidable endings.

 

[BGDave]

Suffered through the behind the scenes "Making Of" show on HBO Sunday. OK I recorded it and watched it later. If you have not watched it, meh, not sure it was worth your time. Basically some unknown guy runs around to random places and filmed a few minutes of whatever they felt like.

Having said that, got a great laugh out of the filming in Spain. This is where they did the dragon pit scene at the end. GoT actually brought in some ringers, had them visible around town, put them in costume etc, just to throw off fans hoping for a spoiler. People like Jaqen and the Waif. That is too funny.

 

[elocomotive]

Me and Mom are working on some pretty cool fan fiction. Despite never seeing or knowing nothing about the show; shes got some solid ideas. In our story a wizened old Tyrion travels far north to see a just as stupid as ever Jon Snow regarding something they found in the snow. (spoiler alert - its NYC hubcap! WTF?!?!) There they join forces to figure this out, and to drink and whore wildlings.

Hackers have stolen much of the forthcoming fan fanction from Comeds and his mother. Here is an excerpt:

Sansa lay there in her chambers staring at the grain in the wooden walls in a room lit only by a few candles. The shadows flickered across her ample bosom on this sleepless night as she awaited futher news from Kings' Landing. 'So Jon had killed the queen. He had finally seen what I had seen all along, no longer seduced by her whorish outfits and reckless advances.' What would this mean now? Would Jon be coming home? Would he become king? And if he returned, would he finally return her affections just like another kingslayer with his sister? She pondered these things as the minutes slowly drained from the night. She rolled over and caressed Brienne's supple body as she lay in a heavy sleep. Tired no doubt from hours of ravenous love making. Sansa envied Brienne, her mind not weighed down by the heavy burden of leadership. They would make love again at first light, but for now, sleep.

This was among the more tame sections I could post here. Comeds' mom gets into a lot of stuff I didn't even know about. It's kind of like Game of Thrones meets the Khama Sutra.

 

[Nasty_Magician]