elocomotive
A useful idiot.
Dragons to Westeros, as Nazgûl to Middle Earth
That's pretty good. I was thinking "Eagles" as they quickly solve ANY and ALL problems.
"Let's get an army together!!!!
"But why don't we just send the dragon?"
"You mean we've been walking for months and we could have just hitched a ride and been there before sundown? Thanks a lot, Gandalf. ...Dick!"