OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[thedddd]

 

[dash]

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

Im working at a site today with an old elevator that lurches every time it goes up. Just for fun I taped a speaker to the ceiling and have been playing a sound effect of a cable snapping as the elevator goes up. Smiles all around

 

[sbb122]

 

[naslundfan19]

So that’s where Augustus Gloop’s relatives were.

 

[dash]

C hocolate
N ews
N etwork

 

[sbb122]

 

[dash]

Was he wearing Timberlands?

 

[HonusWagner66]

I think sticking with the cheap invitations is a more effective way to end a wedding...

 

[dash]

I think sticking with the cheap invitations is a more effective way to end a wedding...

 

[puckhead]

Finally crossed the milestone... $200 to fill my car tonight

 

[forty_three]

Finally crossed the milestone... $200 to fill my car tonight

Ugh.

Luckily I don't have to drive a lot so I don't fill my tank when I do get gas. I put in 50 or so and pray it'll go back down before I use that up. It hasn't yet, but SOMEDAY

 

[dash]

Finally crossed the milestone... $200 to fill my car tonight

So using basic math skills, 80 litres at approximately $2.50 a litre will do the trick.

 

[Comeds]

I have been traveling almost to DC (Largo) the past couple weeks (and the next three) so I have to fill up weekly or more now. It's ugly. I have a small tank ( I assure you everything else is normal size) so the bill does not get as high as it could.

Luckily I have to get there 6ish so there is not too much traffic then. Unluckily I absolutely hate getting up at 4 am. Oddly enough, when I get in my car in the morning both Google and Waze tell me I could get to Glendae AZ quicker than I could get to DC.

 

[Comeds]

Geico must pay $5.2 million to woman who got HPV from sex in man's insured car, court rules

www.msn.com

 

[puckhead]

Geico must pay $5.2 million to woman who got HPV from sex in man's insured car, court rules

www.msn.com

is the header image from before or after the sex?

In federal court papers, Geico has said it never had any responsibility to defend the boyfriend, identified only as "M.B.,"

oh no.... @dash , is that you or me?



edit: judging by your old guy radio hit today, it's definitely you.

 

[forty_three]

Geico must pay $5.2 million to woman who got HPV from sex in man's insured car, court rules

www.msn.com

Fifteen minutes could have saved them a lot of money.

 

[dash]

is the header image from before or after the sex?

In federal court papers, Geico has said it never had any responsibility to defend the boyfriend, identified only as "M.B.,"

oh no.... @dash , is that you or me?



edit: judging by your old guy radio hit today, it's definitely you.

Maybe it's Martin Brodeur? Or Martin Brochu?

 

[sbb122]

Maybe it's Martin Brodeur? Or Martin Brochu?

Are we sure it isn’t this guy?!?