OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[mattola]

Today's society lol

 

[Comeds]

big announcer voice

Hello friend! Tired of all the mass shootings with no difference in your purse* or wallet? We hate that they happen *wink wink* but if they do - shouldn't we be able to make some cash?

Now you can, introducing Citizens Duel the mass shooting betting app fully endorsed by the NRA! Hopefully another one never happens again *wink wink* but if it does you can win big! It's easy!

Download the free Citizens Duel app.
Create a free account**.
Listen to the national anthem (mandatory).
Then make your picks!

Pick the date, the region of the country, the number of casualties***, and the type venue. Naturally we hope nothing happens *wink wink* but if it does and your picks are correct you win big! Bonus points given for more specific picks like race, type of gun, and what video game or news show radicalized the shooter.

Join now for our summer special parlay! All summer long pick 2 or more mass shootings over a given weekend (Fri 6pm - Sun 11pm) and win bigger! Hopefully everyone has a nice weekend *wink wink* but if not, ca-ching!

So download NRA endorsed Citizens Duel today, it just takes a 2nd to sign up. And again, hopefully nothing happens *wink wink* but if it does you could win big!****

*females, Citizens Duel doesn't endorse biological men carrying purses
**must be 13 to play
***due to recent events Citizens Duel considers 6+ casualties a mass shooting. No longer 4.
****provided of course that you are not at a location where one of these events occurs

 

[forty_three]

 

[sbb122]

Screw this. Don’t invite me anywhere that I’m bringing a gift and you have a cash bar.

Let alone not have food!!!

 

[Comeds]

Screw this. Don’t invite me anywhere that I’m bringing a gift and you have a cash bar.

Let alone not have food!!!

Disney is such an important part not only to us, but also our marriage.

Its a given they are furries, right?

 

[thedddd]

Screw this. Don’t invite me anywhere that I’m bringing a gift and you have a cash bar.

Let alone not have food!!!

This whole thing is f'ed up.

Honestly I hate being invited to weddings in general. Hell I would have skipped my own if I could.

 

[dash]

Honestly I hate being invited to weddings in general. Hell I would have skipped my own if I could.

This sounds like a Groucho Marx-ism lol.

/I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member

 

[puckhead]

her grandma says she has the best boobs in hollywood.
who am i to argue with grandma

 

[thedddd]

Gee shocked Apple would be opposed since they didn't want to follow a standard.

 

[dare2be]

Gee shocked Apple would be opposed since they didn't want to follow a standard.

Click to expand.

 

[thedddd]

Hint...slow the f**k down!

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

Me grumbling as I leave my house each morning - "why can't Haim ever come to see me?".

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

Why is everyone always trying to divide us? Why is the new Dwayne Johnson movie called - Black Adam? Why not just call it Adam?

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

Cancer disappears in every patient during experimental immunotherapy treatment trial

The cancer went into remission in all the 12 patients and was then said to be undetectable. "This is the first time this has happened in the history of cancer," one of the lead authors said.

news.sky.com

Very encouraging news.