OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[buffhockey]

Vegas has a solution for formula shortage

Spoiler

 

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^

What's the end of that marquee? 1,000's of beautiful girls & 3 ugly ones?

 

[forty_three]

^

What's the end of that marquee? 1,000's of beautiful girls & 3 ugly ones?

I doubt they truly have one thousands of beautiful girls.

 

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I doubt they truly have one thousands of beautiful girls.

Beer goggles

 

[puckhead]

Vegas has a solution for formula shortage

Spoiler

So they are implying that a bunch of their 'rippers are recent moms?
Is this Vegas or Elko?

 

[buffhockey]

I doubt they truly have one thousands of beautiful girls.

I don't know, I've never been there.

Wait - who's asking?

google streetview had a hiccup there, it does say 3 ugly ones Google Maps

 

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So they are implying that a bunch of their 'rippers are recent moms?
Is this Vegas or Elko?

The judges would have also accepted Wells, Nevada.

 

[puckhead]

The judges would have also accepted Wells, Nevada.

it was a coin toss between Elko and Laughlin

 

[thedddd]

So they are implying that a bunch of their 'rippers are recent moms?
Is this Vegas or Elko?

Answer is all of the above.

 

[forty_three]

Company bosses: "We want to make sure you stay engaged the next few weeks to ensure a smooth transition"

Also company bosses: *skips over my service anniversary when going over everyone's service anniversary at the quarterly all hands meeting*

 

[forty_three]

 

[sbb122]

This legend turns 41 today!!!

 

[forty_three]

Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

autos.yahoo.com

 

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Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

A Florida driver distracted by a passenger's sex act crossed the center line and crashed head-on into a FedEx vehicle, nearly castrating him.

autos.yahoo.com

 

[puckhead]

speaking of fatalities

 

[buffhockey]

 

[puckhead]

The 80k was in singles and smelled like ass and perfume.

 

[buffhockey]

The 80k was in singles and smelled like ass and perfume.

And covered in glitter.

 

[Comeds]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Saw someone mention … best use of the translate tweet ever