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Hey @elocomotive can i call you? The N95 mask work made me wear cauliflowered my ears and now my wife is horrified by me. Even more so than normal. I want to sue my company and the mask manufacturer- Revlon. What are my chances?
 

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She must be stopped
 

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With heat index today, we are going to get up to 109 degrees.

But it snowed in January so global warming is a hoax.
 

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Hey @elocomotive can i call you? The N95 mask work made me wear cauliflowered my ears and now my wife is horrified by me. Even more so than normal. I want to sue my company and the mask manufacturer- Revlon. What are my chances?

I think there is an excellent chance I could take your money... I mean, case.
 

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Hint...slow the f**k down!

When I was a kid I was on a block people flew down because there were no lights. My next door neighbor was an older Italian guy who had a construction business and one night built his own speed bump. Everyone on the block had kids and no one ratted him out. He still lives next door to my folks
 

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With heat index today, we are going to get up to 109 degrees.

But it snowed in January so global warming is a hoax.
Follow up; we peaked at Heat Index of 112 yesterday

Now going through rolling brownouts.

Currently sitting on a heat index of 109.
 

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Question, interested in everyone's opinion. A lot of us work on Zoon, Teams, etc. I always try to be conscious of what is behind me, especially since I did so many interviews recently.

Would you think a shelf of very expensive bourbon is an appropriate background for a business setting?

How about a gun safe?
 

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I was not feeling well* this morning so I stayed home. I got up around 10 and turned on the TV.

Live With Kelly And Ryan, what a show! Hailey Bieber was a guest and what a guest she was! She's excited about starting a new skin care line because she always wanted to but never has time. Luckily the pandemic gave her that time.
Next they had adoptable dogs on. I like dog so I kept watching. They used the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"! Clever and fun. Flip.
Let's Make A Deal with Wayne Brady. I'm pretty sure Wayne was fighting back tears in the clips I saw. At one point I think he was blinking Morse code - kill me.
Hey The Price Is Right is next, I like that. Oh cool Drew has a mountain man beard. Time to sleep for a few more hours.

*negative covid test
 

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Question, interested in everyone's opinion. A lot of us work on Zoon, Teams, etc. I always try to be conscious of what is behind me, especially since I did so many interviews recently.

Would you think a shelf of very expensive bourbon is an appropriate background for a business setting?

How about a gun safe?

If it's very expensive bourbon, I would keep it in the gun safe :D

/Would that classic Farrah Fawcett-Majors poster be considered inappropriate?
//asking for a friend :D
 

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Question, interested in everyone's opinion. A lot of us work on Zoon, Teams, etc. I always try to be conscious of what is behind me, especially since I did so many interviews recently.

Would you think a shelf of very expensive bourbon is an appropriate background for a business setting?

How about a gun safe?
Probably more appropriate than your wall of Mapplethorpe photos
 

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If it's very expensive bourbon, I would keep it in the gun safe :D

/Would that classic Farrah Fawcett-Majors poster be considered inappropriate?
//asking for a friend :D
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Put this up
 
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