OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

Ana de Armas and Ben "Batman" Affleck just broke up, now is my chance. I just ordered The Rosetta Stone Spanish edition. And I have my own Batman suit, kind of.

Stolen headline:

Ben Ana split

 

[puckhead]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

 

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VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

I guess you could say that they won't be enjoying the fruits of their labo(u)r.

 

[thedddd]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

Man the grocery stored missed out. They could have increased productivity of stocking the shelves by 1000%.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

im imagining that the wrong cases got scooped out of the shipment

/Some low level dealer is gonna have his work cut out for him moving all that banana bread

 

[dare2be]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

Wow, somebody really slipped up.

 

[puckhead]

im imagining that the wrong cases got scooped out of the shipment

/Some low level dealer is gonna have his work cut out for him moving all that banana bread

I sense this will be the plot of a Jonah Hill movie.
or maybe it already has been.

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

Wondering what I did with my 70s pron stash...

 

[Comeds]

Wondering what I did with my 70s pron stash...

Put it somewhere in the woods?

 

[dare2be]

Put it somewhere in the woods?

Someone did. That's where I collected it from.

 

[Comeds]

I sent the Biden administration my resume and my desire to have the position of person who places the wrong picture with a story. I think I can help this nation heal. Some examples:

Stereotypes Of Appalachia Obscure A Diverse Picture

Appalachia has become a familiar shorthand for rural, white Americans, typically in poverty. But in reality, the region has a rich ethnic history and a rapidly diversifying future.

www.npr.org

Katie Holmes Pulls Off a Preppy Styling Trick

Hint: golfers love it, too.

www.vogue.com

 

[puckhead]

lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

I love that the RCMP officer assigned the case is last named Noseworthy.

 

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I love that the RCMP officer assigned the case is last named Noseworthy.

Methinks he appealed to his superiors to get assigned this case.

 

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Victoria police consider these individuals as people of interest in the case...

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

Nice pussy cat.

 

[dash]

That's one way to have a purrfect zoom call.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Damn, some icons going so far this year.