OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

Ana de Armas and Ben "Batman" Affleck just broke up, now is my chance. I just ordered The Rosetta Stone Spanish edition. And I have my own Batman suit, kind of.

Stolen headline:

Ben Ana split

 

[puckhead]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[dash]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

www.msn.com

I guess you could say that they won't be enjoying the fruits of their labo(u)r.

 

[thedddd]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

www.msn.com

Man the grocery stored missed out. They could have increased productivity of stocking the shelves by 1000%.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

www.msn.com

im imagining that the wrong cases got scooped out of the shipment

/Some low level dealer is gonna have his work cut out for him moving all that banana bread

 

[dare2be]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

www.msn.com

Wow, somebody really slipped up.

 

[puckhead]

im imagining that the wrong cases got scooped out of the shipment

/Some low level dealer is gonna have his work cut out for him moving all that banana bread

I sense this will be the plot of a Jonah Hill movie.
or maybe it already has been.

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

Wondering what I did with my 70s pron stash...

 

[Comeds]

Wondering what I did with my 70s pron stash...

Put it somewhere in the woods?

 

[dare2be]

Put it somewhere in the woods?

Someone did. That's where I collected it from.

 

[Comeds]

I sent the Biden administration my resume and my desire to have the position of person who places the wrong picture with a story. I think I can help this nation heal. Some examples:

Stereotypes Of Appalachia Obscure A Diverse Picture

Appalachia has become a familiar shorthand for rural, white Americans, typically in poverty. But in reality, the region has a rich ethnic history and a rapidly diversifying future.

www.npr.org

Katie Holmes Pulls Off a Preppy Styling Trick

Hint: golfers love it, too.

www.vogue.com

 

[puckhead]

lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

VERY important step when smuggling cocaine in banana shipments.


- remove the cocaine BEFORE delivering the banana crates to the grocery stores.

MSN

www.msn.com

I love that the RCMP officer assigned the case is last named Noseworthy.

 

[dash]

I love that the RCMP officer assigned the case is last named Noseworthy.

Methinks he appealed to his superiors to get assigned this case.

 

[dash]

Victoria police consider these individuals as people of interest in the case...

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

Nice pussy cat.

 

[dash]

That's one way to have a purrfect zoom call.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Damn, some icons going so far this year.