OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Comeds]

Uh...

Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon

McDonalds has used the McChicken as a weapon against good taste for decades now.

 

[dash]

That man had no right to cry fowl over that sammich and as a result, he's cooped up.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Uh...

Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon

The McChicken can definately be used as a poisonous weapon ... as can poisson ... err ... the Filet-o-Fish

 

[Comeds]

I bet the police are really going to McGrill him to get to the bottom of this.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I bet the police are really going to McGrill him to get to the bottom of this.

hopefully there is no police brutality but sometimes during an interrogation, suspects tend to get punched in the McRib

 

[jstewismybastardson]

just to step outside the pun ... canada ... bilingual country ... Filet o fish wrapper also says Filet de poisson

McDonalds Canada ... gold star for Truth in Advertising

 

[Darkstone42]

I just have to say, hiding behind a sandwich, this guy is such a chicken.

 

[Darkstone42]

On a completely different note:

About 100 human brains have gone missing from the University of Texas | The Verge

Pun from a friend: They've lost their minds!

 

[forty_three]

I just have to say, hiding behind a sandwich, this guy is such a chicken.

When they catch him, they will fry him.

 

[forty_three]

By the way, no one here from China, right?

No laughing matter: China's media regulators ban puns - LA Times

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Ghosts to blame? Backhoe found in Lake Michigan | abc13.com

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

On a completely different note:

About 100 human brains have gone missing from the University of Texas | The Verge

Pun from a friend: They've lost their minds!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Hamilton family left corpse upstairs for six months expecting resurrection

Lazarus? More like - laziness.

 

[dare2be]

By the way, no one here from China, right?

No laughing matter: China's media regulators ban puns - LA Times

Puns are ubiquitous in Chinese, which has countless homophones. Substituting one character for another can easily change the meaning of a phrase while barely altering the sound.

See the danger? It wasn't puns they were banning in the media, it was buns. Trying to clean up the nudity since Google advertises on Chinese publications/websites.

 

[dare2be]

Pun from a friend: They've lost their minds!

The culprit was a raving brainiac.

 

[puckhead]

wait, what?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Core No. 7 Ancient Egypt | notestoponder

Granite is hard, it can only be cut with something harder – today we use diamond tipped drills. Murals show Egyptian workers cutting blocks of lime or sandstone with copper saws – this makes sense. On a scale of 1-10, 1 being the softest – copper is a 3, so are marble, lime and sandstone. Granite is a 7, diamonds are 10.

Science doesn’t know how, but think they know where No. 7 came from. A plug of red granite drilled to form a door pivot – not chiseled, drilled with precision accuracy. Drills leave marks behind – a road map of rate and pressure. This is when 4000 year old granite cores get freaky – the markings on Core No. 7 are so perfectly spaced, engineers don’t believe a modern diamond tip mechanized drill could duplicate them.


Ponder Core No. 7 a moment – forget plausible explanations, suspend belief and allow lost knowledge to plaster a grin on your face.

Stunning.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That was meant to go in the Freaking Neat thread but whatever.

 

[forty_three]

Plane Crashes Into Home in Gaithersburg, Md.; At Least 3 Dead | NBC4 Washington

Yikes. This is a mile or so from where Mrs 43's college roommate lives.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wonder if they saw it coming?

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