OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Sperm bank 'mix up' gave two white women sperm from black donor - FOX 32 News Chicago

The parents are suing? Geez, no matter how you spin this, the bottom line is that eventually, they'll have to tell their child, "you're not what we wanted".

smh

 

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Good, good.

Florida man convicted of 1st-degree murder for killing teen over loud music | CTV News

 

[puckhead]

As god is my witness, I thought ji ro could fly


Everything must go « Week In China

On previous occasions when China’s property market was in the doldrums, developers offered the prospect of free BMWs to entice people into buying new apartments.

And in a sign that the property market is struggling desperately, they are resorting to unorthodox methods once more as they try to drum up interest.

Last week Sina, a news portal, reported that a property developer in Guangxi was trying to lure homebuyers with free poultry. The marketing stunt offered to give away 1,000 chickens – on a first-come-first-grab basis – to people who showed up at a promotional event for an apartment complex it was trying to sell units in. “A thousand chickens are free to grab. They’re yours if you can catch them,” the promotional material promised.

Thousands of people – mostly retirees – showed up at the event, causing chaos (the crowds were so large that some people lost their shoes, local media reports).

China News Net says that all the chickens were snapped up in 15 minutes. The property development was rather less popular. Most attendees left without even asking about the prices for the new homes

 

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that poor, poor 16 year old victim.

Two female teachers accused of group sex with student, 16, freed on bail as more salacious details emerge about their 'videotaped threesome' | Daily Mail Online

 

[puckhead]

holy crap, no one died

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Man accidentally texts probation officer in pot deal - WALB.com, Albany News, Weather, Sports

 

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Man accidentally texts probation officer in pot deal - WALB.com, Albany News, Weather, Sports

I blame whoever assigned the guy Mary Jane as his probation officer.

 

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Darth Vader turned away at Kiev polling station.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dai...e-darth-vader-turned-away-from-163319443.html

 

[jstewismybastardson]

This will be a tough ask for former prime minister kim campbell

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[jstewismybastardson]

winning at life

some professional restraint by the cops
"You want me to tell you the reason why I did it?" the attacker asks from his stomach with the two officers attached to his back. "Because this is America, that's why. The same reason you get to live to breathe to walk black."

 

[puckhead]

You got a problem and you want 'er gone, but you ain't got the guts?

BBC News - AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd on New Zealand murder plot charge

 

[Comeds]

You got a problem and you want 'er gone, but you ain't got the guts?

BBC News - AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd on New Zealand murder plot charge

Wow, that took big balls.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

You got a problem and you want 'er gone, but you ain't got the guts?

BBC News - AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd on New Zealand murder plot charge

Now now, maybe he simply intended to shoot to thrill.

 

[forty_three]

Now now, maybe he simply intended to shoot to thrill.

I was Thunderstruck when I heard it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wonder if he attempted to get this dirty deed done dirt cheap

 

[Comeds]

Hours later I am still shocked at this story.

 

[puckhead]

charges dropped.
everyone got their jokes out of the way at least

Talk of murder plot 'hot air': AC/DC star's alleged hitman glad charge dropped - National - NZ Herald News

 

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Rudd was headed on a highway to hell, but as we all know money talks.

 

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[Darkstone42]

Uh...

Police: Man used McChicken as a weapon