OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[thedddd]

New Zealand - Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.

 

[Comeds]

my whole family is conspiring against me.

we have the A/C on all the time, and my wife walks around in a big fluffy housecoat.
my stupid dog likes to hang out on the back porch, but gets anxious if we close the door after her.
a couple of weeks ago we had a bit of a chilly evening (in comparison), and my freaking kid turned on the fireplace! that one I had veto power over

my wife and daughter are the type of clowns that will wrap themselves up in blankets when the ac is set to 22 celsius

when the ac gets turned on for the year thats when i turn off the pilots on the fireplaces. And then of course i will get the request to turn them back on some random august night and I respond with "oh you can do that" knowing full well they are not pulling down the front face grill of the fireplace to access the pilot with all the spiderwebs in that cavity.

My wife does the blanket thing all year round. I try to suggest leaving it off might help her maintain a steady comfort level and she looks at me like I'm crazy.
I also "enjoy" how the same temperature can be freezing cold one day and blazingly hot the next.

 

[Comeds]

Beware of anonymous prostate checks....

I had one of those exams last week and it was a surprise because it was not from the type of doctor I would expect one from. The odd part was, and I swear this is true, the whole time it was just he and I. He then told me to undress, stand and he would be back in a minute. When he came back he had a young nurse with him. Great.....I assume the place has a policy to not do those exams without a witness, or perhaps my doctor has charges against him.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I had one of those exams last week and it was a surprise because it was not from the type of doctor I would expect one from. The odd part was, and I swear this is true, the whole time it was just he and I. He then told me to undress, stand and he would be back in a minute. When he came back he had a young nurse with him. Great.....I assume the place has a policy to not do those exams without a witness, or perhaps my doctor has charges against him.

Was it will blunderfield?

Nsfw btw
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[sbb122]

New Zealand - Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?


With a crowbar

 

[dash]

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Greek army?


With a crowbar

Well, now that sbb has opened the door lol

 

[sbb122]

Well, now that sbb has opened the door lol

That wet t shirt joke was pretty good

 

[dash]

That wet t shirt joke was pretty good

No way this show is on tv today

 

[puckhead]

Well, now that sbb has opened the door lol

such a good show. they held nothing back.
and occasionally showed some boob!

 

[puckhead]

anyone who has tried to retrieve a golf ball from a pack of them knows, these fuckers are fearless.
and shit all over the course.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

anyone who has tried to retrieve a golf ball from a pack of them knows, these fuckers are fearless.
and shit all over the course.

maybe they think the golf balls are their eggs ?

Ive only really seen them turn into their Cobra Chicken alter-ego when they have their babies near by

 

[puckhead]

maybe they think the golf balls are their eggs ?

Ive only really seen them turn into their Cobra Chicken alter-ego when they have their babies near by

they don't get aggressive unless the chicks are around,
but they will not yield their ground any time.

and if the chicks ARE around, consider that a lost ball. free drop, winter rules.

 

[Comeds]

anyone who has tried to retrieve a golf ball from a pack of them knows, these fuckers are fearless.
and shit all over the course.

They are all over my parking lot at work, fearless creatures. When I first started one was hurt, couldn't fly - just sat in the middle of the lot. I tried to pick him up to get him to safety. No luck but he hopped off to the side. The next morning I brought a slice of bread with me. I found him under a bush and fed it to him. At lunch I went out and he was gone so I'd like to think I helped.

Also no poop ever on my car so I think he told his friends I was not to be touched.

That reminds me, some new coworkers laughed at me for giving him bread - I still need to get them back.

 

[Comeds]

NBC! I'm all in!

 

[puckhead]

That reminds me, some new coworkers laughed at me for giving him bread - I still need to get them back.

Might i suggest pooping on their cars?

 

[dash]

Cheeky.

 

[Comeds]

Might i suggest pooping on their cars?

I was busy filling their desks with a couple kilos of cocaine and a handgun with contact cement on the grip - but I'll do your idea instead.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Cheeky.

Manhattan Mini Storage's ads are always top notch.

 

[dash]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Housing crisis? What housing crisis? Look what you can do for a few hundred thousand!