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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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This woman proudly shows off the dozens of things she stole abs she is free. A thief but free. I steal one thing, a 2022 Chevrolet Trax, and suddenly that's a "parole violation" and I'm going to "jail". Jokes on them, Cumberland MD is nice this time of year.

 

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Ah, youth football games. Where 90% of people are really nice and well behaved and 10% are complete assholes.

One guy wore a shirt that had "let's go brandon" on the front and "lions not sheep" on the back. Guess what group he was in?
 

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^Below might take your mind off the above tweet and not in a good way.

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^Below might take your mind off the above tweet and not in a good way.

i think she should suggest marinating the eggs in black tea, soy sauce, star anise, cinnamon, bay leaves and sechuan peppercorns instead.
he might like that
 

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way to go, assholes. you have chased off the prince of darkness

My best impersonation of Ozzy responding to this post:

"mmmejdkgoekgg ...ah..ehdigenepfucking ent...jggheuffossjt..mmmmmmmmsksoof,,.KAREN Where is my llddldovod!"

NOTE: this is with a british accent.
 

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My best impersonation of Ozzy responding to this post:

"mmmejdkgoekgg ...ah..ehdigenepfucking ent...jggheuffossjt..mmmmmmmmsksoof,,.KAREN Where is my llddldovod!"

NOTE: this is with a british accent.

Lol
 

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@dash you will appreciate this one.

Just another day in Atlanta.

And this past weekend another person died on Lake Lanier, and we haven't even hit the holiday weekend yet.

Officials told Channel 2 Action News that the pavement was so damaged by flames that they will have to repave.

Yikes.
 
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