OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[thedddd]

Speaking of movies released in 1985, this was and still is one of my favorite movies. It's got it all- Linda Fiorentino, paintball, espionage, spy stuff, and a killer soundtrack. Did I mention Linda Fiorentino?

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Wow totally forgot about that movie.

 

[thedddd]

a lost gem from 1984.

plot: guy gets to college does everything to try to get laid. does not work, until he invents an unstoppable aphrodisiac
bonus: lots of real good 80's boobies
bonus 2: most of the soundtrack was the Buzzcocks
meta-bonus 3: during a montage scene of lots of nekkid wimmens, and amazing song is playing, by an unknown band called Dream 6. I heard that voice and was floored. Dream 6 turned into Concrete Blonde, and that song was released on one of their albums 9 years later. I'll drop it in the music thread
weird: the star of the movie never had a credited role in any other film



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The Party Animal (1984) ⭐ 4.9 | Comedy, Fantasy

1h 18m | R

www.imdb.com

This is the time frame for all those bikini beach movies.

One of the best lines in any of them was from Hardbodies (1984)

- NSFW

 

[forty_three]

I feel like there is an important explanation missing here.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

Is that some dry humping?

 

[dare2be]

Is that some dry humping?

He got distracted by all the camel toes.

 

[Comeds]

I'd walk a mile for a camel sex show.

 

[Comeds]

Onlyfans forgave $10,000 of my debt this evening.

 

[dash]

Onlyfans forgave $10,000 of my debt this evening.

There's quite a bit to unpack in the above statement

 

[Comeds]

If I disappear its been nice knowing you all. I think my wife becomes a bit dramatic when it comes to temperature. When warm - throwing off a blanket, loudly sighing, and running to turn the ceiling fan on. Then pulling the blanket back up to her chin 5 minutes later bundling up like we just moved to the McMurdo Station.
So about a week ago I told her she should update her resume to state she was versed in the temperature dramatic arts and that morphed into me saying she studied at the Royal Academy Of Temperature Dramatic Arts. I'm enjoying this line of torment and she really really is not, so there's a decent chance I'm going to get poisoned or something.

Oh well, its been a good run

 

[dash]

If I disappear its been nice knowing you all. I think my wife becomes a bit dramatic when it comes to temperature. When warm - throwing off a blanket, loudly sighing, and running to turn the ceiling fan on. Then pulling the blanket back up to her chin 5 minutes later bundling up like we just moved to the McMurdo Station.
So about a week ago I told her she should update her resume to state she was versed in the temperature dramatic arts and that morphed into me saying she studied at the Royal Academy Of Temperature Dramatic Arts. I'm enjoying this line of torment and she really really is not, so there's a decent chance I'm going to get poisoned or something.

Oh well, its been a good run

I don't even touch the thermostat in my house, as far as I'm concerned, it belongs to the wife lol

 

[dare2be]

I don't even touch the thermostat in my house, as far as I'm concerned, it belongs to the wife lol

WHAA-CHAA

That's the sound of the whip being cracked. I control the thermostat with a programmed setting and no one else touches it.

As a DBA I know how to automate things to make my life more comfortable.

 

[dash]

 

[puckhead]

I don't even touch the thermostat in my house, as far as I'm concerned, it belongs to the wife lol

my whole family is conspiring against me.

we have the A/C on all the time, and my wife walks around in a big fluffy housecoat.
my stupid dog likes to hang out on the back porch, but gets anxious if we close the door after her.
a couple of weeks ago we had a bit of a chilly evening (in comparison), and my freaking kid turned on the fireplace! that one I had veto power over

 

[puckhead]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

my whole family is conspiring against me.

we have the A/C on all the time, and my wife walks around in a big fluffy housecoat.
my stupid dog likes to hang out on the back porch, but gets anxious if we close the door after her.
a couple of weeks ago we had a bit of a chilly evening (in comparison), and my freaking kid turned on the fireplace! that one I had veto power over

my wife and daughter are the type of clowns that will wrap themselves up in blankets when the ac is set to 22 celsius

when the ac gets turned on for the year thats when i turn off the pilots on the fireplaces. And then of course i will get the request to turn them back on some random august night and I respond with "oh you can do that" knowing full well they are not pulling down the front face grill of the fireplace to access the pilot with all the spiderwebs in that cavity.

 

[dash]

If the kid is not getting up, then Jeff can still deliver my pizza. If it is Jeff that's not getting up, then that's different.

 

[buffhockey]

Beware of anonymous prostate checks....

 

[thedddd]

Beware of anonymous prostate checks....

Very NSFW.....

 

[dash]

Beware of anonymous prostate checks....

New Zealand - Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.