OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

This writer is going places

 

[Comeds]

 

[sbb122]

Gotta be Florida

 

[sbb122]

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Sal Vulcano should have stuck to impractical jokers

 

[Comeds]

My sister is serving 30 days for a drunk and disorderly charge and I am going to visit her tomorrow. If I baked a cake with a file in it, do you think the prison guards would get a kick out of that? Naturally I am not trying to help her escape, its just a joke. I am sure prison guards all have great senses of humor. I'll do it.

 

[thedddd]

My sister is serving 30 days for a drunk and disorderly charge and I am going to visit her tomorrow. If I baked a cake with a file in it, do you think the prison guards would get a kick out of that? Naturally I am not trying to help her escape, its just a joke. I am sure prison guards all have great senses of humor. I'll do it.

If you are a white guy then yes they will. If not don't do it.

 

[dash]

If you are a white guy then yes they will. If not don't do it.

 

[forty_three]

I have had Teams meetings with people I work with today and in the backgrounds of 3 of them I saw:

- An unmade bed
- A gun safe with a Punisher sticker on it
- 2 full shelving units of scotch, whiskey and rum

Use blur, people.

 

[thedddd]

I have had Teams meetings with people I work with today and in the backgrounds of 3 of them I saw:

- An unmade bed
- A gun safe with a Punisher sticker on it
- 2 full shelving units of scotch, whiskey and rum

Use blur, people.

Did you ask him if he drove a Jeep Wrangler with body armor on it?

 

[forty_three]

Did you ask him if he drove a Jeep Wrangler with body armor on it?

He's not in Pittsburgh



any more

 

[dash]

I have had Teams meetings with people I work with today and in the backgrounds of 3 of them I saw:

- An unmade bed
- A gun safe with a Punisher sticker on it
- 2 full shelving units of scotch, whiskey and rum

Use blur, people.

I have a framed photo of Bobby Orr scoring 'The Goal' in my background and left it unblurred during a meeting with several Habs fans.

/They have since requested that I no longer use my camera during Teams meetings

 

[forty_three]

I have a framed photo of Bobby Orr scoring 'The Goal' in my background and left it unblurred during a meeting with several Habs fans.

/They have since requested that I no longer use my camera during Teams meetings

On my wall behind me is an Autographed Gordie Howe jersey and some smaller photos of my grandfather playing for the Orioles. We have a lot of people in Michigan so even blurred they can tell it's a Wings Jersey. So I get a lot of "Oh nice! A Red Wings fan?".

I always say "no, a hockey fan. That's signed by Gordie and he had to play in Detroit because the only good team of the six already had Rocket Richard. " Always spurs some conversation.

 

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Sal Vulcano should have stuck to impractical jokers

I just found out that guy is a Calgary Stampeders receiver (signed with the team in February of 2022 so has yet to play a game with the team).

/And I hope he will never play a game in a Stampeders uniform.

 

[buffhockey]

Rats with wings.

 

[forty_three]

Rats with wings.

What kind of pizza joint doesn't cut their pizzas?

 

[buffhockey]

What kind of pizza joint doesn't cut their pizzas?

I noticed that.

 

[thedddd]

What kind of pizza joint doesn't cut their pizzas?

Look at the Pizza it looks very fake.

 

[forty_three]

Look at the Pizza it looks very fake.

No way someone would fake something like that just for fake internet points.

 

[Comeds]

What kind of pizza joint doesn't cut their pizzas?

Probably a worker shortage. The government gave out $3200 over two years during Covid and now no one wants to work