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watermelon gallagher GIF



I thought this was the Gallagher’s biggest smash hit :L
 

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i would venture to say that is their only good song
And it was actually done better by Coldplay at a concert following the bombings in Manchester, IMO

To be fair though, it was probably because of the crowd singing it.
 

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But Some Might Say Oasis ==== Nickleback ===== Limp Bizkit.

NOTE: I had to go look at their discography.
 

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I havent got around to watching squid game. Is this basically it?





/not Richmond btw
 

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Does anyone here know how to get in touch with Rosamund Pike? If so, please PM me. It's not for anything creepy.
 

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Is Appalachian Inbred White the new ISO standard name for Albino?

Is Albino no longer PC?
 

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Fuck. Last Friday I sat up late drinkin' and watching infomercials. Today a bunch of stuff I didn't remember ordering was delivered.

I apparently joined the Karate Club For Men.
Members will learn two karate moves per month that will increase their fitness, help protect themselves from the undesirables coming across our borders, and increase confidence in the bedroom
Ughhh. Pretty cool teal karategi though.

I bought a "CTE Toupee".
Worried about hair loss? Not really but I do wish I had a gorgeous head of hair like Nick from Family Ties.
Worried about CTE? Studies show even non athletes can suffer from CTE. Are you worried? Fuck, now I am.
This semi-natural realistic looking toupee has an half inch of foam rubber protection that will protect you from CTE and increase confidence in the bedroom.
This one is a keeper. I look kind of like Sean Penn in Carlito's Way, but at least I'm protected.

I guess I ordered an authentic Lucic Flames jersey, probably some drunken great idea to mess with Dash.

Ughh, and there are 4 more packages outside that I haven't opened yet.
 

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So I discovered earlier today that Jamie Sale is anti-vax which is disappointing - Oh well, I'm more of a Tessa Virtue kind of guy.

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So I discovered earlier today that Jamie Sale is anti-vax which is disappointing - Oh well, I'm more of a Tessa Virtue kind of guy.

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Nice bike
 

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Yesterday, I pulled some dishtowels out of the dryer and noticed they had small ink spots on them. Thought that was weird. Then later in the day, noticed my youngest washing some ink off her hands and asked what happened. She said she had no idea, she just eating some soup and noticed it on her hand. I looked and there was an ink spot on the mug she was using. Weird.

Just went to pull a baking stone with a pizza sub on it out of the oven and noticed ink all over my hands. And the baking stone and the oven mitt I used.

Went to the oven mitt/dish towel drawer and found a broken pen in there. That is not where we keep pens, especially not broken ones. The kiddo had used the same oven mitt to take her soup out of the microwave.

On a hunch, I went to look at the vacated room and saw ink splotches on the sofa. so as best as I can ascertain - one of them had an issue with a pen and instead of simply throwing it away, they ditched it in the drawer closest to their room?

W... T... F...
 

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Yesterday, I pulled some dishtowels out of the dryer and noticed they had small ink spots on them. Thought that was weird. Then later in the day, noticed my youngest washing some ink off her hands and asked what happened. She said she had no idea, she just eating some soup and noticed it on her hand. I looked and there was an ink spot on the mug she was using. Weird.

Just went to pull a baking stone with a pizza sub on it out of the oven and noticed ink all over my hands. And the baking stone and the oven mitt I used.

Went to the oven mitt/dish towel drawer and found a broken pen in there. That is not where we keep pens, especially not broken ones. The kiddo had used the same oven mitt to take her soup out of the microwave.

On a hunch, I went to look at the vacated room and saw ink splotches on the sofa. so as best as I can ascertain - one of them had an issue with a pen and instead of simply throwing it away, they ditched it in the drawer closest to their room?

W... T... F...

A broken pen is mightier than the drawer.
 
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