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Starting an Onlyfans page has not been nearly as lucrative as I hoped.
 

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Speaking of feet, years of running have taken a toll on mine. If youve got a woodworking project, you can probably use the soles of my feet to sand your wood smooth (i said pardon?)

so my wife got me this baby feet™️ thing that im going to try out later today. It makes your feet shed skin like a snake. So if you need some content comeds just let me know !
 

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Have you tried more pictures of feet?

The cost of buying/shipping magnifying glasses to new members is killing you i bet
That was rude, I'm revoking your membership.

I figured my shirtless recreation of Jennifer Connelly's mechanical horse riding scene from Career Opportunities would really raise my profile.....nope
 

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Speaking of feet, years of running have taken a toll on mine. If youve got a woodworking project, you can probably use the soles of my feet to sand your wood smooth (i said pardon?)

so my wife got me this baby feet™️ thing that im going to try out later today. It makes your feet shed skin like a snake. So if you need some content comeds just let me know !
I'm slightly repulsed, slightly intrigued.

Hope it works
 

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That was rude, I'm revoking your membership.

I figured my shirtless recreation of Jennifer Connelly's mechanical horse riding scene from Career Opportunities would really raise my profile.....nope
To clarify, Just 43s membership is being revoked right

Do what your fans are asking for ! recreate the recreation but while wearing this mask
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Good thread if you're bored


 

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I knew a Matt who said he had ninja training and we went to.a movie one time he pissed off this couple where the husband poured an entire oversize pop over his head , he went crazy in the parking lot and me and my other buddy sat on the stairs eating popcorn watching him do really bad round house kicks in the air
 

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Good thread if you're bored

That was amazing. I always wondered where "Kevin" wound up. This was on Reddit in response to the question "Who is the dumbest person you ever met?" They changed the name to "Kevin" but I firmly believe now that his name was Matt. Enjoy.

I really like him. And the rest of the Leafs fans on the board are pretty much intolerable.
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Stupid autocorrect has been changing Sasquatch to Sascrotch and I haven't noticed. Now all the people at work who get my weekly cryptozoology email blast are all laughing at me. I worked really hard on "Searching For Sascrotch In Central Maryland" too....
 
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